Y’all I want to be a cryptid/urban legend but not the kind that’s hiding in the woods. I want to be the inexplicable feeling that someone’s in the next aisle over in the abandoned 24 hour grocery store that’s playing Christmas music in June, I want to be the thing that lives in the cracks between sidewalk tiles and the spaces between buildings that are too small to call an alley. I want to rot with the wood and drywall of the abandoned apartment building, to be the thing that kids talk about during sleepovers when they’re supposed to be sleeping. To be the thing you see waiting for a bus late, late at night. You know what that’s called??? Being a nonbinary icon

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Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out

what a good and respectful wildlife interaction, from both sides!

Oh my god

Fuck you

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

Thanks! I hate it

Going fishing:

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

you know… these guys

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

@fanotastic more worms

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

Fuck you guys.

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

Perfect

Queer Chemistry Pins and T-Shirt

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Hot take but polyamorous people are oppressed for their orientation (ok yeah not the right word but close enough, it’s certainly not a lifestyle choice for most people) and therefore are LGBT+ and yes I make the rules sorry not sorry

We don’t have marriage equality. We don’t have legal rights to our loved ones, or parental rights for our kids if raised outside of state approved relationships. We are routinely harassed and abused for being polyamorous if we are out. We suffer the mental harm of being in relationships that aren’t right for us if we aren’t out, or frequently even if we are. Who we are on a fundamental level is seen as something to be suppressed or negotiated on for the sake of a partner, but even thinking of expecting the same sacrifice from them is labelled abuse. Being polyamorous is used as a justification to rape us. Loving more than one person is labelled as child abuse. Like, this isn’t even a reach, this is a lot of the same shit others in the community face.

you know what, sure, let’s go with this. 

Karen is a straight, cis woman. She has six male partners. She can marry at most one of those partners, which means that only one of her partners can visit her in the hospital if she gets sick, and only one of her partners can share finances and health insurance with her. If she has children, only one of her partners is legally considered to have any ties to the child; if she died, her other partners would not get custody, regardless of their ties to said child; her child is considered by many to be abused because Karen has multiple partners. 

Conservatives consider Karen a degenerate who will burn in hell; many feel that she deserves to get an STI; many feel that her polyamory is a justification for raping her. Her parents may very well have disowned her for having multiple partners. She likely spent her adolescence and early adulthood in relationships that were not right for her, believing that asking for what she needs in a relationship was tantamount to abuse, believing that any relationship that would be right for her was morally wrong. 

How is Karen queer? More like, How the hell is she not? 

I understand that not everyone in either community agrees with this view and regardless of whether polyamorous is considered and LGBT+ identity, the shared history and similar experiences should really be acknowledged. 

pride potions stickers!!!!!!! get em here!! 

edit: added aromantic and a second lesbian flag design! lesbian flag by @sadlesbeandisaster

boba, bi potions

boba tea pride stickers! you can buy them here!

potions, bi potions

lesbian flag

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I’m just a mushroom in an open field and god is a 6 year old boy booting me into orbit

I walked into the bathroom to pee and there was a teeny tiny moth sitting on the toilet ring and I was like, “oh shit man, my bad, I’ll let you keep doing your thing” then left the bathroom and closed the door

The lil’ guy has been there a while, I hope his constipation goes away

i made some flags fellas. they have captions, but if you’re not on desktop: alien fucker - robot fucker  demon fucker -  monster fucker werewolf fucker - vampire fucker use them with credit! feel free to make icons or somethin with them. if you have an idea for a flag, feel free to shoot me an anon!