— he's not a hammer, but I still wanna get nailed

— he's not a hammer, but I still wanna get nailed

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

a bless for my Yoongi's hands kink

Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

my followers can have some cave pics, as a treat

Good reference for writers

he hehehe ! you found my post!!

ur pretty.

no take backs no take backs you have to deal with it

Ok but the lighter parts of the statues in the tactile room where blind people touch them the most often, that's where they made the art better

legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff

Someone captured the solar eclipse on an airplane

I suffered this now you have to

dried chile

this is cruel and NOT funny. Chile only uses this position when defending itself from predators; whoever took this photo obviously put Chile in a stressful situation for “likes” and “follows”. please stop reblogging this.

For those of you who weren’t able to get 100% of the total solar eclipse today… I gotchu <3

ok!

it’s all about sleeping

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A handy guide for your Jewellers and Gem Cutters.

I accept payment in trillion-cut black diamonds.

Chop chop.

Useful!

The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like "valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience"

And people like "wtf why" looking out their hotel room window and there's this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down

Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!