heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver
this is the last time I was happy
ghost rider what you did to that iguana was fucked up dude
way to go jackass
More importantly, given that Ghost Rider can canonically only scourge the souls of sinners, what sins had that random-ass lizard committed?
lust
That was Rango
What would happen if you got an email
i would check it
You sick fuck.
Jury Duty (s1, 2023)
I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles
A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa
ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say!
ricky’s great-grandma: dohuhohohwhehelghuhohokesynohehCHRISTMAS huahhahohoho
I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox
I will slip through the space between your cells and enter your body and I won't be identified as a threat because I'm making out with your white blood cells (I call them babygirl) then when you least expect it I crawl into your brain and then I freak it
I made this post about myself but I accidentally perfectly described how the rabies virus works
When my children ask what the world was like before coronavirus I'm showing them this
Steve Harvey, walking forward: [audience cheering and clapping] YES!!! KILL!!!!!! [board changes, with a ding, to reveal the word “KILL”]