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do you think prometheus would like us

Not all heroes wear capes

"So people are just camping out in abandoned homes with no power?"

"..Yeah, I guess, I mean, it's raining in Melbourne at the moment so. I guess camping out inside is better than camping out in a bush."

“So people are just

camping out in abandoned

homes with no power?”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

dropped a piece of toast into the toaster and i grabbed a knife to dig it out before deafening sirens went off in my head last second and now im standing here shaken by the fact that i Almost Did That

portrayal of events

this shows that those kinds of alarmist-seeming-in-the-moment safety alerts do work, though. sometimes lizard brain creeps in. you need the safety warnings to be vivid and dramatic enough for lizard brain to also remember them in the moment, and jump in to stop you doing things like this.

this is the best video ive seen in my goddamn life

Counter Strike: Global Offensive

this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you

This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!

nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke.

You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does.

Let’s not forget everything else in his videos.

Kiwami Japan’s last video was uploaded a little over a year ago. There are three options in my mind for why that is, not mutually exclusive:

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

an article on the subject for the curious:

“I’m fine, I’m not getting corrupted by this power! I can control it!” -guy who is 100% getting corrupted by this power

I am glad to see that, as usual, none of you will be judged kindly at the gates of heaven

That's fine, I judge heaven more harshly than it could ever judge me

"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

im gonna say it now so everyone in my notes stops arguing over this. meatballs menu is three dots side-by-side. kebab menu is three dots up and down. bento menu is an array of 9 dots in a square shape. hamburger menu is three lines horizontally. Yes there are others but none of them are nearly as prevalent so i dont care enough to list them. goot bye

Literally what they're called btw this post isn't a bit

youre telling me this babys got a burger button?

I’m smacked upside the head with the knowledge that some of the people who grew up with Caramelldansen originally are absolutely teachers right now.

Holy Shit.

nothing more embarassing than when you develop personal beef with a piece of media thats entirely petty. like sorry no i cant talk about that show it. bit me.

this is by far the most fun Ive ever had reading tags on a post that blew up

magic=gay interpretation is all well and good but personally i think being gay in camelot is actually fine because uther's so focused on getting rid of magic he doesn't really care about anything else. like that politician from australia but with magic instead of crocodiles

this guy gets it

the chosen aesthetics of the various redstoners fascinate me. tango and impulse are tinkerers of various mechanical marvels. doc is the industrial revolution personified. mumbo continually casts himself as a silicon valley startup guy. its just. Interesting

if Oliver Brotherhood was told that in order to perform transactions he had to first purchase Pacificoins and store them in his Pacific Vault he would run you over with a dirt bike