“My superpower is anxiety.”

• Give me your phone, you got school tomorrow.😃
• Lemme guess......Heatwaves got bad, huh?
• You unapologetically simp for your friends but when they simp back you dunno how the respond.
• Shut up just have a size kink 😃
• You opinion doesn't matter if you're a Dream apologist. 🙄

• You get super shy when someone is complimenting you
• Shut up bottom
• We get it, your asethetic is cool
• What's up with the hoodie obssession
• Please ramble about whatever you like, I'LL LISTEN.
• Why are you always late?

• How's the daddy issues going? No therapy?
• Sapnap singing supremacy 😎
• I have never met a person who liked Sapnap and doesn't simp. I stan
• Arson pog?
• You still don't believe that he moved in with Dream, it's like a fever dream.
• Yall are aggressivly nice, it's cool

• Arson who?-
• I like you, you're hot without even trying.
• And a great fashion sense? Baby pick a struggle 🙄
• You get emotional when someone is nice to you.
• You got that one friend that you alway argue with you love em.

• I honestly can't tell if you want to throw yourself off a cliff or overthrow the government.
• Tbh you could listen to Techno ramble about anything and still be interested kudos to you.
• Bully the green homeless teletubby for the win 😃👍
• You got a dry sense of humour
• You don't any big words this man is saying but you nod and hope it come full circle.

• Lesbian pog
• Ok but why you so loud?
• Are we going to talk about your abandonment issues? #1
• How do yall come up with random jokes on the spot and still amnage to be funny?
• ✨Clingy✨
• ✨Childhood trauma✨

• Are we going to talk about your abandonment issues? #2
• ✨Clingy✨
• "That's cool n all but what about mass destruction? :D"
• I'm scared of you tbh
• You give all of the energy of a kid who fell down and got up like it was nothing
• ✨Childhood trauma✨

• Do you want a hug? No fr tho- 🥺
• Ok memory boy
• You got so happy for him when you heard about the engagment he looked a bit more calmer since then.
• Who's the steampunk obssession going?
• ✨Childhood trauma✨ os your middle name

• Hello LGBTQ+ community 😘
• PLEASE MARRY ME
• Dress up in maid outfits with me. That wasn't was a request, it's a demand.
• Shut up just have a size kink 😃
• You sense of humor is immaculate but please see a therapist 🔫

• Your personality?......Our personality
• What's with the drugs joke? You good?
• You either simp for him or wanna fight him, no inbetween.
• Did you rly memeorize all of the songs? Don't worry me too-
• Take this how you will but you'd make bank on becoming a stripper 😌✌

• Hello LGBTQ+ community
• You wanna be a plant mom because of her
• You're baby 😌
• Cottagecore e-girl much?
• Your personality is nothing like Nikis'
• We need to that about your milkshake addiction-

• You're the mom friend of the group but you suck at it.
• You're dumbass is encouraging them or helping them no in between.
• Please don't yell at me :(
• Ok but you can cook for me anytime 😳👍
• Shut up you have favourites.

• You're Philza but you're atcually doing your job right.
• You give odd but warm hugs.
• FOR FUCK SAKE FIX YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE
• Internal screaming
• We need to talk about that saviour complex

• Shut up you have a corruption kink
• It's ironic how yall watch a man that don't curse yet curse like a sailor 🤔
• At some point you made or wanted to make muffins.
• You ship skephalo it comes with being a fan ☺️

• people in this - dream, georgenotfound, sapnap, wilbur, punz, jschlatt, awesamdude, quackity
• headcanon!
• the most disgusting fluff i’ve ever written
• warning - cursing, i think that’s all but if there is more please do not hesitate to tell me :)
• word count - 2k

• i get the feeling that dream’s favorite type of kisses would be cheek kisses
• he just likes to watch as you struggle to reach his height
• “aw look at those little legs do their thing.”
• ends up with you not giving him his kiss
• and mans becomes SO pouty
• “y/n…come on. don’t be this way.” :(
• if you don’t kiss him on the cheek, will also become SO clingy and whiny
• “why won’t you KISS ME!”
• clenches his fists and stomps away like a teenage girl during puberty
• slamming the door to your room
• so then you have to go and give him all the kisses he wants
• his face is slammed into your pillow
• you sit on the side of the bed and pet his hair
• leading him to stare up at you with puppy dog eyes
• “i will give you all the kisses you want. so stop being so pouty, you big baby.”
• will literally leave zero feet of space between you and him
• taps his cheek to tell you he wants kisses
• when you go on dates, will literally make you stand on your tippy toes to get his kisses
• does not bend down at all and actually lifts his head higher to tease you
• in other words, clingy but rude hoe

• george is a classic romantic
• he loves just lip kisses
• pecks or lingering ones
• he doesn’t care
• mans don’t need too many kisses
• nor does he need to be too clingy
• total opposite of dream and sapnap *ahem clingy ahem*
• if he wants a kiss,
• he will come over to you and get it
• doesn’t get pouty if you’re busy
• just waits patiently
• doesn’t enjoy it when you interrupt him when he’s streaming so you do your own thing
• when you’re watching a movie with him,
• he will literally only stare at you with his cute smile
• and listen to your every criticism of the movie
• he likes to just peck your lips whenever he feels like it
• and you’re just not surprised anymore
• just likes to stare at your lips whenever you talk
• overall, is very sweet but not to an extent with showing affection

• omg
• sapnap just vibes with neck kisses
• it tickles his neck and he loves them
• giggles when you pepper kisses along his neck and flushes a deep red
• “y/n. stop.” giggles between each word
• but when you do, becomes the saddest person in the whole world
• “i was joking.” :(
• when he’s streaming and he begins to miss you
• would leave his room and find you just to get a kiss
• just like dream, would get angry if you give him no kisses
• “GIVE ME KISSIES!”
• very amusing for you
• and you love to tease him
• “i don’t want to give you kissies.”
• continues to stare at you with a large frown until you give in and give him kissies
• lsg supremacy but i’ll get into this later hehe
• you better give him kisses or you’ll be dealing with a very sad sapnap
• sadnap :(

• wilbur, wilbur, wilbur
• what can i even say
• total nose kiss guy
• i bet he’ll boop your nose twenty four seven
• asks stupid questions just to get your attention
• “y/n?”
• “yes wilbur?”
• “is a hotdog a sandwich?”
• “why-“
• “boop.”
• “did you just say boop while you booped my nose?”
• if he’s streaming and you bring him a snack
• he will hold your face still and leave kisses on your nose
• not too clingy but not too distant
• likes to be just right with you
• if its snowy outside and your noses get red
• makes dumb jokes about he is rudolph and you’re mrs. rudolph
• just a lot of smooches from wilby
• takes you to a lot of hidden cafes in the city
• and while you read, he balances his head on his palm, staring at you in admiration
• if you’re insecure about your nose, you legit can’t be around wilbur because he will go on a tangent about how beautiful it is
• substantially, soft boy hours all day bro, besides when he gets mad then you leave the hormonal man tf alone

• i don’t see a lot of punz on tumblr so here we go
• punz loves hand kisses
• not to an extent where he has a hand fetish
• god no but just like
• when your holding hands, he’ll occasionally pull your hand up to his lips and leave a kiss
• lots of hand holding
• and i mean lots
• constantly gets mad fun of for being a simp but ignores those comments because he genuinely loves you so much
• likes it when you play with his hair and messing it up
• also likes to compare hand sizes with you
• always has a hand on your thigh or your hand in his whenever he is driving somewhere with you
• even when you go on dates, always holding hands
• no matter how sweaty your hand gets, he will hold on
• sometimes if he holds on for too long, you have to tell him to let go
• “punz, my hand is super sweaty. lets take a break from the hand holding.”
• would flat out decline so you would have to pry your hand out of his
• he would also love it when you would kiss his hand
• makes him feel all polite and precious LOL
• would also wrap his pinky along yours when you walk together
• he once came with you to a family gathering for christmas and was so SHY
• shy boy held your hand for security while your younger siblings made fun of you
• afterwards, when you were under a mistletoe, he kisses you on the lips before kissing you on his face part of your body,
• your hand

• jschlatt is a whole mess
• the first time you met, he confessed that he would hate you for as long as you lived because you made fun of his boots
• now he says he still strongly dislikes you but you’re more tolerable
• doesn’t like it when you make him soft and HATES it when he blushes
• “why must you do this to me, mother nature?”
• also “hates” it when you even touch him because he “hates” you
• when he actually confessed to you that he liked you with his grumpy usual grandpa voice,
• you kissed him on his forehead, after he bent down of course
• he is an actual giant and threatens to squash you like an ant if he feels the need to
• is an absolute monster to you but loves it when you kiss his forehead because it makes him feel secure and loved
• likes to watch the wind blow through your hair and mess it up but gives you his hat because he like you being “all pretty and shit”
• get SUPER jealous when you hug children
• like for example, when you went over to a family gathering at his house, his cousins came up to hug you
• and when you let go of the child, the man child comes and lugs you over his shoulder
• gets yelled at by his mom and gives her a sheepish smile before rolling his eyes and throwing you down on the sofa set next to him
• his mom doesn’t approve of the way he treats you but you tell her its fine because he’s cute
• when you are far from any type of civilization or in the safety and solitude of your own home, he wants kisses on the forehead
• pointing up to it and bending down so you could reach it
• “y/n, i only love you because of your forehead kisses.”
• “you only love me for my kisses?” :(
• “mhm.”
• actually feels slightly bad
• “and because of your personality.”
• “thank you-“
• “shut up. we don’t talk about this.”
• in conclusion, give him his forehead kisses or perish

• sam just adores it when you give him jawline kisses
• not because it’s basically the only place you could reach but because it’s a sweet gesture
• sam is all about sweetness
• i mean have you even seen this man on his stream
• he likes to watch you while you have conversations with your friends
• not in a creepy way but more like an adoring way
• cause man does he love you
• i mean not only does he love you but his whole family does
• and when you’re alone with sam, you love to bury him underneath all of your love
• “i love you sam!”
• “no i love you more y/n!”
• “NO i LOVE you more!”
• NO i LOVE you MORE!”
• “SAM NO. I LOVE YOU MORE!”
• “okay thank you sweet pea.”
• leaving you a bit confused but happy that he accepts your love
• when you cuddle, omg
• he never stops peppering kisses all over your face and vice versa because your relationship is disgustingly fluffy
• when he lends you one of his sweatshirts, you sure as hell better wear that shit out or else (i am leaving a blank threat here)
• sam loves technology but you guys sort of have a system
• a system that involves mailing each other love letters rather than texting them
• you guys also go on a ton of walks just about anywhere
• hand holding is mandatory even though you probably look like a child compared to him
• just give sam lots of love and in return, you’ll receive lots of love

• mans cannot leave you tf alone
• likes to do ANYTHING freaky around you
• “i will follow you to the ends of the earth, mi amor.” or
• “ayy, back off.” if anyone gets too close to you
• messes with you twenty four seven and makes it his job to drive you insane
• plays horror games at two in the morning for fun
• and when he gets scared, hides in the safety of your arms
• “mi amor. i’m scared.”
• “shut the fuck up and sleep, alex.”
• “okay.” shuts up quickly and snuggles deeper into the crook of your neck
• loves you so deeply but HATES your cat
• “look at that little dumb thing stare at me. you got a problem bro?”
• your cat also HATES alex
• scratches him all the time and hisses at him
• if you think sapnap is babie, wait till you meet alex
• “y/n he bit me!”
• when you glance down, you don’t even see a scratch
• “kiss my boo boo.”
• wtf
• “what boo boo? there’s nothing there.”
• gasps as if you offended him
• “this boo boo that your el demonio did to me.”
• this man will do anything to get boo boo kisses
• istg, you once found him provoking your cat to get some scratches
• in alex’s mind, ouchies = kisses from y/n
• always has ouchies from god knows where and shows it to you
• even though you find it annoying at first, you grow used to it and it sorta becomes your thing with alex
• alex is babie and you need to take good care of him :)