new twitch emote

here’s a new ARCHIBALD emote for twitch subbers, i think this emote got the point

https://www.twitch.tv/prozd

One of the funniest things in the world to me is that comedy podcaster/video game journalist Justin Mcelroy will occasionally get emails intended for Crime/Politics Vancouver reporter Justin Mcelroy

This is gayest thing I’ve ever seen omg

secret government agent: tell me right now, do aliens smoke weed

mulder: [tied to a chair in a dark room] i wont ever tell you this

secret government agent: *punches mulder in the face* what kind of weed do aliens smoke

mulder: *spits blood on the agent*

secret government agent: where can i buy this dank ass space weed

mulder: fuck you

I’ve never seen a single episode of the X-Files. 

Thank you for this kind gift.

y’all know who you guys sound like when you say you hate children and they ruin lives

y'all in the notes saying shit like “oh thats me” or “sorry we cant all be neurotypical around children” are all dumbasses. just treat children with respect. you dont have to give birth or interact with kids daily but when you do come into contact with them treat them with some fucking decency and stop acting like its literally going to kill you to be nice to kids. the fuck is so hard about that

“You can’t block the gay” should be on a tshirt.

IM SORRY BUT THIS IS FUNNY

This has been in my head for days.

My fiancé’s dad is Arabic, has a really thick accent and doesn’t really understand cursing so when he gets road rage he just puts a bunch of curse words together. My favorite so far “Up shut your ass, motherbitch.”

This is wonderful

hey, anyone got a nice house or apartment i could buy for like $6.18?

hey guys, i have my own house now thanks for the help

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

UR STILL FUGLY

https://instagram.com/p/BZ2qamXB4mK/

when you are bilingual and forget how to say something…in both languages. 

A REAL STRUGGLE

When you remember it in one but not the other but you also cant explain what the word you can say means

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