magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

pink - commander and the leader. probably really nice and sweet

blue - probably very close to pink, is either 100 iq smarty pants but shy or very tough and cool

yellow/orange - very happy and positive. can vary from being newbie of the group to be older and mature, probably known as the beautiful one

purple - mysterious, usually starts off as a rival or joins the group later, but is definitely known to the members as another MG. Probably has a softer side they don’t show

Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable

Red - Mad

the difference between ‘i’m 17’ and ‘i was born in 2002’ is night and day my dude bc if u tell me ‘i’m 17’ i’m fine but if u tell me you’re from 2002 then shouldn’t ya be wearing diapers rn

DMC5 game developers while creating V’s character, probably: take that disney villain with a parrot and turn up the edginess to 250%

DMC5 game developers:

Public Service Announcement

Dante is my kink. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That’s it.

Just Dante.

That’s all.

You may now go back to your regularly scheduled blogging.

Me before the season: omg cant believe only 6 episodes left my life is empty ten years gone im gonna miss it so much

Me now: So sad the show got canceled after 4 seasons so much potential

starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this

@lycaanroc

Still waiting for a shitty build to be posted

Not to condone this tomfoolery but all of these rigs probably get incredible ventilation

So many situations in movies where there’s something scary happening and the women are in hysterics but the men are completely calm.. doesn’t seem realistic at all

have u ever seen a man be minorly inconvenienced….catastrophic

Ah yes. Minotaur. The first cowboy. 

I said this to my girlfriend and she just started listing synonyms for ‘bad’ at me. 

one of the best things about teaching middle school is that they’re young enough to see me as an authority figure despite the fact that i’m pretty young for a teacher but they’re old enough to understand and laugh at the concept of phases, and what i’m really getting at here is that i lost control of my classroom for a couple of minutes today because i told them that i had an emo phase when i was their age

judging by the amount of shrieking in the room you’d think i was torturing them but really it was because i told them my favorite band at the time was evanescence

me, making cookies: huh ‘vanilla,’ I wonder what the origin of that word is

me: oh, ‘vaina.’ Spanish, cool. wonder what the origin of that word is

and vanilla is extracted from a type of orchid… derived from the greek orchis (testicle)…

so excited to start my new job as a dying npc slumped up against a wall who gives the player character a key item in a fromsoft game

why limit yourself between choosing between a pretty feminine aesthetic or a dark one? if persephone can be the goddess of spring & queen of the underworld at the same time so can you

This is both against the gender roles that God put forth and in favor of the worship of pagan God’s. This is blatant satanic blasphemy

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