I was gonna wait but I couldn’t sooooooooo time to read Unravel Me

there’s a quote on the back about kissing and it says “like he’s lost me and he’s found me” and I’m 99% sure it’s about Warner

The quote was about fucking Adam im d o n e

Bloody hell Adam, spit it out

UGH I thought he was breaking up with Juliette, I don’t care if you have a “gift”

wait a minute

If Adam is immune to Juliette’s touch because of this “gift” does that mean Warner has it too??

Still want one of these purple suits man

Adam, you need to relax dude

Kenji just told Juliette that Adams “a freaking train wreck” then said “Personally? I think he’s overreacting.” Like those two phrases just don’t make sense together, and I’m confused as hell

Okay um can we bring Warner back now??

Omega Point reminds me of District 13, I don’t like District 13, therefore I don’t like Omega Point

Also, Castle is giving me President Coin vibes

“He… can disable things,” is that it?

ADAM ISN’T IMMUNE TO JULIETTE’S TOUCH

WARNER BETTER NOT HAVE THIS GIFT

“But someone would have to shoot me to make me want to stop.” boiiiii I will if you don’t stop kissing adam

“Diving into an ocean of emotion” I’m yelling IT RHYMES

I’m starting to think that Warner had dreamed seeing Juliette because she hasn’t mentioned it at all

“I find myself thinking about Warner too much.” You can never think about Warner too much

“I remember his eyes and his odd kindness and his cruel, calculating demeanor. I remember the way he looked at me when I first jumped out the window to escape and I remember the horror on his face when I pointed his own gun at his heart” MY HEART

Brendan the electricity boy is cute

THEY’RE GOING OUTSIDE

THIS MUST BE THE PART WHERE WARNER SEES HER

“Warner is standing not 20 feet away from me”

“He looks immaculate”

“Because Warner is beautiful in ways even Adam isn’t.” damn fucking right he is

SHUT UP JULIETTE WHY WOULD WARNER HURT A POOR DOG, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

“I half expect him to take out his gun and shoot the dog right in the head.”

“It’s proof that he’s sick, twisted, that he’s wrong, and will always be wrong.” girl I cannot wait until your proven wrong

WARNER HAS DIMPLES

THIS CHAPTER

KENJI YOU RUINED IT YOU RUINED IT

Honestly, Kenji is the type of person everyone needs in their life except for when he ruins moments between Juliette and Warner then we don’t need him

I’m going to adopt Brendan guys

tbh I don’t care if people have been taken hostage, I don’t care if Warner’s dad want to talk, I really don’t care. Just reunite Juliette and Warner thanks

WAIT NO NO NO NO I TAKE THAT BACK

BRENDAN HAS BEEN TAKEN HOSTAGE, I CHANGED MY MIND, I DO CARE I DO CARE

“Adam says, and I’m surprised to see such emotion from him.” Juliette’s supposed to be in love with him and she even realises how boring Adam is, like how do you think i feel??

’“Then no” He says. “No, we don’t have anyone else that can do something so… earth-shattering.” “You think that’s funny?” Adam snaps.’ Oh shut up Adam, that was funny

If Warner’s dad takes Juliette back to the capital with him, I’m going to set everything on fire

WARNERS DAD IS MAKING WARNER SHOOT JULIETTE AND NO JUST NO

HELLO AARON

YES JULIETTE, YOU TURN PSYCHO BITCH ON WARNER’S DAD, GO YOU

WARNER AND ADAM’S DAD??????????

So Juliette is now Warner’s Aaron’s interrogator… this isn’t how I pictured them reuniting, but it’s better than nothing

He has her notebook.And I am a mess all over again because Warner loves Juliette so much but she hates him

I FORGOT ABOUT BRENDAN, MY POOR BABY STILL ISN’T BACK

“So why the hell can’t we be together?” Hm I don’t know Adam, maybe it’s because her touch can kill you? Just a thought

“Just because I’m going to hell,” Warner says, “doesn’t mean you’ll ever deserve her.” absolutely ruthless

Warner’s back… I want to cry for the rest of my life

AARON WARNER AND JULIETTE FERRARS ARE FRIENDS

“There’s a desperate heat in the pit of my stomach I wish I could ignore. There are butterflies in my chest I wish I could explain away. There’s an ache in my core that I’m unwilling to name. Beautiful. He’s so beautiful”

The fact that no one’s mentioned that Warner’s gift is clearly something to do with sensing emotion or some shit like that, is honestly beyond me I swear to God if I’m wrong I’m gonna look like and idiot omfg

“Yes,” Castle says. “We know that he, like you, can touch Juliette.” Mate Castle dropped you right in it

Okay can everyone shut up and go and find Brendan

ADAM, GET A GRIP. DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU WOULD BE THE ONLY ONE ABLE TO TOUCH JULIETTE??????

actual footage of me reading this chapter

DOESN’T MATTER I’M NOT LAUGHING ANYMORE, THIS DRAMA IS NO LONGER FUNNY

WARNER IS SAD AND KENJI MIGHT BE DEAD

JULIETTE IS CRYING AND WARNER’S HOLDING HER, I’M NOT OKAY

YOOOO IT WAS WARNER WHO HURT KENJI

So I was sort of right with Warner’s whole gift thing?? Bloody hell that never happens

Adam is so irrelevant omfg

Warner was about to say something interesting but he just goes and cuts him off. l e a v e

omfg Warner is in Juliette’s room

WARNER WANTS HER TO COME WITH HIM

“You destroy me.” HFSJBDJAJDOFNDNJE

HE WANTS HER TO CALL HIM ADAM. I AM A MESs

shit AARON** AARON** NOT ADAM, ADAM CAN DIE HE’S RUINING EVERYTHING

omg she’s talking about adam

dude I have to stop reading, MY BLOOD IS BOILING

MY HEART WAS FULL OF HAPPINESS AND THEN SHE MENTIONED ADAM AND I’M ANGRY

Pulling Feyre Out Of The Dark

Rhysand: Teases her and makes her laugh. Makes her FEEL again.

Cassian: Shows her how to release her anger. Makes stupid jokes.

Azriel: Quietly explains that everyone’s path is rocky sometimes, but it will smooth out soon.

Morrigan: Shares her own experiences with her. Shows her that a person can return from the dark and still LIVE.

Amren: *to Feyre*

Amren when Rhys tells her that Feyre is in the Spring Court at the end of ACOMAF

#AmrenAsEdnaMode2k17

^Y E S

Just perfect…👌🏻

Amren Sass At Its Finest

EXPOSÉ #1: When Feyre arrived at the Night Court in her ugly ass wedding dress

EXPOSÉ #2: When Feyre is tired of defending herself at the Spring Court

EXPOSÉ #3: When she wants to annoy Cassian

EXPOSÉ #4: When she watches Feyre unbound her power

AMREN SASS CONTINUED

Every time Rhys compliments her

The look she gives when anyone interrupts her

And when Feyre brings her fresh, hot blood

I support this.

My mom is obsessed with Vampire Diaries and Supergirl and it’s always funny watching her talk about how sweet Mon El is on Mondays and then scream at the TV  at Kai on Fridays Chris Wood has her so conflicted because he’s so good at being evil on TVD and sweet on SG and if that;s not good acting I don’t know what is

im tired of “psychic powers misdiagnosed as psychosis” stories instead i want actual psychotic characters with psychic powers being constantly irritated as fuck because they cant tell whether their visions are prophetic or hallucinations and if the chosen one thing is a delusion of grandeur or not

They have a portal that leads to a fantastical world in their closet, but they don’t know if it’s real or not. It could be, but it could also be their brain screwing with them by taking forgotten bits of that one time they read Narnia. They low key sometimes throw trash through it and it seems to disappear but also sometimes it comes back like wtf is this, make up your mind fake portal.

their best friend comes over and is like holy FUCK dude narnia’s in your closet and they’re like lmao i know and the best friend is like what?? and they’re like i told you about that hallucination right?? and the friend is like no narnia is literally in your closet and they’re like SHIT DUDE I’VE BEEN IGNORING IT FOR MONTHS BC I FIGURED I JUST NEEDED TO ADJUST MY ANTIPSYCHOTICS

They go to their doctor and say “yo I don’t think my meds are working, cuz a giant black wolf is following me around and crowd keeps appearing????” Their doc just looks at them. “So that’s not your dog then?” “Oh shit, it’s real !? So it HAS been stealing the food from the fridge!”

i’m so here for a psychotic chosen one who ignores all budding signs of magic because they’re just like “yeah, same shit As Always”

ACOMAF but every time Rhys says “Feyre, darling” I get 10x happier

MASTER POST OF THE TARGET EDITION SHORT STORY here are all of the pages of the story in order. 

i’m putting all of the tags under a read more if i forgot you im sorry. 

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