all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage

49-minute yoda fuck scene

you are the exception

once i figure out how to hold a conversation, it’s friendship for you bitches

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) 

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? 

friend: i never knew u were gay

me: ya it wasnt relevant to your plot didnt want to seem like i was diverse for no reason :/

Eva Girls

Ariana Grande as Katinka Ingabogovinanana from Zoolander for Halloween 2017

ed and al: but teacher we can’t survive on this island by ourselves

izumi: 

this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell

the contact name im weak!! 

IM SCREMANIGN the caption is just fake roller coaster

where is her Oscar?

He’s gay

who

taika waititi literally patented a whole new type of lighting set ups used to create the flashback sequences for thor ragnaraok and they still gave best visual effects to the last jedi AND FOR WHAT

Just saw a Grindr profile of a masc bottom asking for fem tops only…. We did it girls