y’all: finally the EVIL summer is over!!!!!!!! getting ready for my one true bae fall!!!!!! pumpkin spice and aesthetic here i COME!!!!!!
me, a northener:
me, a southerner:
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y’all: finally the EVIL summer is over!!!!!!!! getting ready for my one true bae fall!!!!!! pumpkin spice and aesthetic here i COME!!!!!!
me, a northener:
me, a southerner:
stay in school kids. Stay in school and literally never ever leave. live in the air conditioning vents and dont make a sound so they wont know youre there and you wont have to pay rent. At night you can come out and eat textbooks as food
i couldnt help myself and made another, and one that looks 100x better
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if i was a cryptid i’d just be a guy in a multiple-floor office building who gets on the elevator with everyone else, but i’d never get off on any floors. people would only see me enter, never leave. occasionally i will ask abstract and paradoxical questions that makes people question reality. when they try to describe the “weird guy in the elevator this morning” they can’t seem to remember what I look like. my face is blurry on all the security footage.
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Long live One-Eyed Ricky.
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Sometimes I just think 'Uzu you scandalous blind bitch' and start dying.
This is the rarest and purest picture I have of myself, smiling, laughing, looking like I’m alive and having a genuinely good time
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There was actual konnyaku on that DTR.