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that knowing look…

Felix the Comrade

yo wanna see a post I woke up at 3am to write for reasons unknown?

No, but you’re going to show me anyway

super accurate answer!!! please enjoy this cheerful excerpt from my drafts folder:

I sent this to my professor because we just did an essay about the meaning of time and such, this was her response

Thanks, [my name],

It is poignant! An evocative image that Dōgen would surely appreciate, too.

I hope you have a balanced weekend.

Warmly,

Dr. [Professor]

Just thought you should know.

it both concerns and delights me the number of times students have sent my posts to their college and high school teachers

NASA lands a ship on a planet where one second is equivalent to one year on Earth. The stay was meant to be very brief, until an unknown astronaut walked up, exclaiming, “What in the hell?! It’s been a WEEK!! That’s 604,800 years in Earth time! What happened that took you guys so long?!”

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

Oh crap!!!!

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

world heritage post

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Animaniacs woke up after a 22 year nap and chose violence

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

I reblog this everytime it comes on my dash and I’m unashamed

I’ve waited so long to see this post in person

Damn…… What a way 2 start the decade. Ive only seen this post in screenshots…….

i’m crying- this is-???? ahh? i- i can’t-

it’s THE post

I’m finally worthy! It’s THE post aah

Are you truly an emo if you havent reblogged THE post?

holy shit it’s on my dash–

You’re missing the best part:

I FINALLY FOUND THE HOLY POST MUM I DID IT

I F0UND 17

ITS BACK

FINALLY ♡

HOLY CRAP

watching czechoslovakian cartoons and not understanding a single word but having the time of my life

crying and sobbing and weeping

ah…..what a scrumptiously sexy day. time for some well-deserved shut eye *dreams that I’m a rat and my wife is trying to smash me with a mallet*

but the way every site is just becoming more obsessed with being overly family and child friendly is insane. “i cant believe you’ve done this” getting taken down from youtube for ‘violence’. the way on tiktok if you want to subtitle your video you have to jump through hoops to censor words that arent even swears or sexual or else the video gets removed. i seen someone that had to censor the word diarrhea

people born in 2000 are legally able to drink now

posted this too early in the morning & bc time zones are a thing all the australians are online and railing on me

To be fair, all of Europe is clowning on you, too.

they completely are, and the plus side of this is that I have made a Discovery regarding German Drinking Laws:

yes in Germany 14 year olds are allowed to drink beer & wine with parental supervision. and that's just in public--there's no age limit for drinking in private. apparently this isn't unusual for Europe.

"I bet it doesn't hurt that bad, I don't have time for this shit."

"at least one"

now this is a gender binary i can get behind

Very generous of them to describe it as the "Thinking Period"

They correctly excluded the outlier Electroshocks Georg

still funny to me that ppl call assgore bad for killing kids (true) but then stan undyne who very much like. by her own telling of it. played a pretty substantial role in that.

both very good points that I will have to remember to take into consideration thank you

the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named "rome," and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like "oh thank god. who gives a shit"

shouldve called his ass hilarious