my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

norwegian bald guy: nauluuuu nauluuuu

me:

Shoutout to Iceland for trying to singlehandledly make up for all the ballads

Germany eurovision 2019:

Germany be like

Conspiracy theory: In order to keep illegal immigrants out they’re making America so bad no one wants to live here

They grow up so fast. One day they don’t know how to handle their friend’s magical metamoprhosis, and the next one they’re suddenly casting powerful, forbidden magic.

craig wanted to go as vampires together but tweek wanted to be an imp too

I F*CKING DIED AT THIS

I just want to go home with Bum…

one episode left.

Awkward dork.

“I can’t remember what was so important. What was worth protecting, you know? It’s all a blank now. Doesn’t make sense anymore.”