舌切り雀

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sex+romance headcanons!

Send me a symbol. Please note that some answers may be NSFW.

🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation? 💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity? 😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date? 😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date? 👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? 😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks? 💬 When did my muse go on their first date? 💯 What is my muse’s ideal date? 💗 Has my muse ever been in love? 👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? 👰 Would my muse ever get married? 🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding? 🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch? 🏩 What was my muse’s first time like? 🎆 Is my muse into monogamy? 💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? 🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome? 👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public? 💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak? 💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner? 💋 How many people has my muse slept with? 👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around? 👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner? 😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? 💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? 👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex? 👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex? 🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush? 🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? 💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand? 💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day? 💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?

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IF WE'VE NEVER INTERACTED, SEND ME ONE!

  • “Hi, I’m ______.”
  • “Oh fuck! Are you okay?”
  • “Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…”
  • “Need a ride?”
  • “How are you?”
  • “Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”
  • “What’s your name?”
  • “Thank you.”
  • “You just saved my life!”
  • “Move the fuck out of my way.”
  • “Watch where you’re going!”
  • “Asshole.”
  • “Would you like anything?”
  • “You’re gorgeous.
  • "Do I know you?”

FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN!

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👀 + What all parts did mercy reequip you with?

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     “My brother caused me great bodily harm, far beyond repair of any normal means, as a preface to what I will be explaining.” A hand slowly motioned to her legs, as she was sitting with legs crossed. “First, my legs. From my hips downward are cybernetic. Underneath my armor is a fleshy sort or bio-synthetic flesh. It feels a little thicker than normal skin, but it allows me to FEEL. And of course, as you were probably wondering, I was re-equipped to have sexual intercourse. Quite a bit.. Larger, now, to say the very least.” She’d scratch the back of her head, not really offput by the topic. Reminded her of the old days, when she was a playboy, more than anything.  Mercy... Seemed to have preferences, for sure. 

     Then, a hand slowly motioned over her torso in a declining diagonal pattern. “My torso was also damaged, my inner organs being shredded. my arms cut from me. She, with the help of Torbjorn for the weapons systems, I’m sure, helped rebuild my arms from my shoulders down. Quite marvelous, truly.I am not sure about my insides on my chest, either.  I know this, I do not hunger or thirst, but I can still consume and taste. It seems my entire body, in some way, has been replaced. But I am not entirely machine.”

     A hand slowly made it’s way back to her knees, sighing a bit. “It is a bit hard to explain. But know, even with all of these changes, the mind and heart of a human still function inside of me.”

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Randomly tucks a flower behind one of the 'ears' of her helm and creepily whispers: "You have a nice carbon fiber ass." (´・ω・`) // I read your rules. I just had to incorporate even more humor into it.

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     Genji shudders as though the coldest draft of mount Fuji went down her spine. “Thank... you... Doctor.”//Thank you for reading my rules! 8) LOL

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Anonymous asked:

looking at your posts, and I'm just like of course Genji has a nice ass. literal glutes of steel right here.

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// My genji has the SQUISHIEST ASS THOUGH. B)

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Things I've Heard or Said at Anime Conventions

"I have two Gundams in my car."
"Must be one hell of a big car."
"Do you always sound like anime?"
"I know where you live and I hope you die."
"All ______ 20% off marked price if your name starts with a letter!"
"I can't find a parking spot and I'm about to pee myself."
"All I had to eat was a Monster, a lunchable, and some strawberries."
"SHIT I RAN INTO MY EX"
"WE SELL ONLY THE DANKEST OF MEMES HERE!"
"I just ran away from a guy who had no concept of personal space."
"I love cosplay. Where else can you see _____ and _____ having lunch together?"
"...I WANT ______'S BUTT!"
"I found a really pretty furry."
"My feet are killing me this line sucks."
"You better love me."
"Butt plushies!"
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