• “It’s been awhile.”
• “I can explain.”
• “You’re supposed to be dead.”
• “How did you get here?”
• “Please don’t leave me again.”
• “I need you to tell me the truth about where you’ve been.”
• “I never thought I’d see you again.”
• “I’m so glad I’ve finally found you!”
• “Whatever rock you crawled out from under, you should crawl back.  Now!”
• “Well, look what the cat dragged in!”
• “I never thought I’d be so happy to see you.”
• “Do you remember me at all?”
• “Why didn’t you let me know you were okay?”
• “Well, fancy seeing you again!”
• “I never stopped looking for you.”
• “What are you doing here?”
• “I know you said you never wanted to see me again, but - ”
• “Please don’t pretend like you don’t know me!’
• “How dare you show your face around here!”
• “What are you doing in a place like this?”
• “You haven’t changed one bit.”
• “Why did you just walk away like that?”
• “Did you even stop to think about what your disappearance would do to me?”
• “I know, I know - I’m supposed to be dead.”
• “It’s a long story.”
• “I-I’m sorry I left without saying anything.”
• “I’m sorry I never contacted you.”
• “Do - I know you?”
• “Please don’t ask where I’ve been.”
• “Miss me?”
• “Please don’t let this be a dream.”
• “How long have you been here?”
• “Did you ever even try to look for me?”
• “You said you’d never come back here!”
• “Thank god I finally found you!”

• “I called someone to bail us out last time. It’s your turn.”
• “We probably shouldn’t do this.”
• “See you say it’ll be fine? But, something tells me it won’t be.”
• “Okay, but they are gonna be so pissed when they see what we did to this place.”
• “We probably shouldn’t have tried to surf on the mattress down the stairs..”
• “I can’t believe we just prank called him/her. What are we like twelve?”
• “Let’s just tell them that the dog did it.”
• “I’m picking the lock. But, I just realized that I’m not a detective and this is a hair pin I found in my glovebox.”
• “Do you think that alarm means that we’re caught?”
• “I’ll fill the bucket with water and you distract him/her while I dump it on their head.”
• “This is exactly what we need–a  night out. Let’s go crazy!!”
• “Honestly, I think the car looks better after we crashed it.”
• “I rang this guy/girls doorbell and ran away really fast??? And they found me.”
• “Why is there a giant teddy bear wearing lingerie in my bath tub?”
• “Oh my god, why is there an unconscious man/woman on the floor?!”
• “We were supposed to be cooking. But, it looks like a murder occurred in here.”
• “We broke the window. I think someone is going to notice.”
• “I can’t believe we’re trying to climb through a window to get back a pair of your panties/underwear.”
• “Shh, they’ll hear us. This is a terrible idea. You are lucky I love you.”
• “That cop did not find it as funny as we did.”
• “I told you not to hum the law and order theme song while we were being given a speeding ticket!!”

1. Android AU
2. War/Military AU
3. Apocalypse AU
4. College AU
5. Fairytale AU
6. Afterlife AU
7. Genderbent AU
8. Steampunk AU
9. Doctor AU
10. Actor AU
11. Criminal AU
12. Reincarnation AU
13. Pirate AU
14. Royalty AU
15. Wild West AU
16. Mafia AU
17. Mythology AU
18. Sorcery/Wizard AU
19. Supernatural AU (as in creatures, monster hunters, demon hunters; not the show)
20. Angels/Demons AU
21. Childhood AU
22. Single Parent AU
23. Arranged Marriage AU
24. Prison AU
25. Superhero AU
26. Supervillain AU
27. Vampire AU
28. Werewolf AU
29. Spy AU
30. Time Travel AU
31. Space Travel AU
32. Professor/Teacher AU
33. Treasure Hunter AU
34. Artist AU
35. Baker AU
36. Florist AU
37. Tattoo Artist AU
38. Stripper AU
39. Prostitute AU
40. Lawyer AU
41. Guardian Angel AU
42. Runaway AU
43. Secretly Dating AU
44. Soulmate AU
45. Roommates AU
46. Imaginary Friend AU
47. Biker AU
48. Shapeshifter AU
49. Musician AU
50. Greaser AU

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• “ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”
• “i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”
• “my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”
• “i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”
• “don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”
• “i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”
• “please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”
• “you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”
• “you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”
• “i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”
• “i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”
• “i fucked up, why do you not care?”
• “i can’t walk, just go on without me.”
• “you have broken ribs, take it easy.”
• “i have no idea how to do cpr.”
• “whose blood is that?”
• “apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”
• “don’t you dare fucking let go!” 
• “what the hell happened to you?” 
• “are they dead? did you kill them?” 
• “do you know what you’ve done?” 
• “you’re either with me or against me.” 
• “who the hell did this to you?” 
• “are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…” 
• “i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?” 
• “when was the last time you ate?” 
• “what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!” 
•  “i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.” 
• “for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“ 
• “there’s so much blood, you won’t last.” 
• “are you… throwing up in there?” 
• “why aren’t you eating?” 
• “just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.” 
• “i can’t breathe, i can’t –” 
• “i woke up, & you were gone.” 
• “just tell me something, was it really worth it?” 
• “it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”