@dxmongore / dxmongore.tumblr.com
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
Okay currently waiting on the good luck but um will it hurt if I try to bite the potato bc it looks like gold but also that only makes me want to bite it more
holding this tightly
adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline
keith haring
btw if you tell me something and i reply with “oh???” that’s the equivalent of a dog’s ears perking up
Reblog to have the most homoerotic year of your life 2024
horny doesn’t always mean wanting to have sex. sometimes it means wanting to be beat up or stabbed or smth
you’re literally so fucking insane why would you say this to me. on tumblr dot com. go watch fight club and jerk off i don’t fucking care
"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less
Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say
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