Madeleine Helena

Please don’t use those words

them: i love you

me: that’s nice however that is Impossible™ considering i am, to the very core, fundamentally unloveable

me and the girls having a nice night

arent these the heartless from kingdom hearts

The cutest water boy I’ve ever seen

Me for all of high school

This is so real.

me this october

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

Friend at the club: Don’t fucking text him

Me, drunk, having already pressed send:

I think it’s really beautiful how the English language can evolve to the point where I don’t know what the heck this says.

you know what movie pisses me off? 27 dresses with katherine heigl like……this bitch has 27 friends that all want her to be their bridesmaid and shes SAD cause she cant get a man????? BITCH i would KILL a man if i could have 27 friends that love me that much. id kill 27 men

i can die happy after watching this video

i want her to hit me in the face with a can of beer

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING VIDEO IVE EVER FUCKING SEEN

gay culture is wearing the same flannel twice because closed flannel and open flannel with a t shirt underneath are two completely different outfits