Controversial take if I've ever heard one

He was a chunky kid, his grandma and aunts always made sure he was well fed. He got made fun of until he was about fifteen when he finally had a growth spurt. He wasn’t as muscular as Ghost, nor did he have super defined abs like Soap, no luscious hair like Alejandro. He’s not insecure about his body, far from it, he doesn’t care about his scars or the stretch marks that decorate his skin. Truth is, he just doesn’t find himself impressive. He doesn’t think that his strong arms, softly defined tummy, and muscular thighs are what most what find attractive, he calls himself average.

So when you asked him if he would video himself jacking off he was rather surprised. Especially when you asked if he could try and get from his knees up to his shoulders In the frame.

He let out a small laugh before he spoke into the phone “Why? I’m not that attractive, you don’t want a video with my stomach in it”

“But I love seeing how your chest and tummy muscles flex when you get close” you tell him.

you’re trying hard to convince him from the other end of the line. He had a few boudoir photos of you saved and a clip or two of your intimate moments. But you had nothing of him. And after a few days he gave it some thought. That’s when you got a text with a attachment with a message that said “I hope this can satisfy you until I get home, xoxo”

He’s sitting it a chair that’s barely big enough to fit him. His pants are pulled down just enough for him to free himself. His button up shirt is completely undone exposing his soft hairy chest and stomach, sleeves rolled up to his elbows giving you a clear view of his veiny hands and forearms.

It’s delicious from being to end. He starts slow and soft, wanted to take his time to picture you against him. His hand that isn’t occupied grazes against his chest and stomach, giving his body soft but firm squeezes. He moves his hand up and down in a manner that is similar to how you ride him. After a few more minutes his hands pace becomes slightly faster and his breathing became loud and heavy. Soft groans of your name falls from his lips. You can tell he’s getting close. His sholders come slightly inwards as his pecks flex and flare with his breath, his tummy clenching and hardening as the tightness grows. His moans sound like choked out cries as his head throws back as he comes all over his tummy. The video doesn’t end there. His hand slowly moves again squeezing out what’s left before his thumb rolls over his red tip. His breathing slows down and he lets out a satisfied sigh.

Okay hear me out. Imagine Soap and Ghost getting into a massive argument. Ghost doesn't like how reckless Soap is and Soap doesn't think he's reckless. A soldier does what he needs to for the mission. It's not a normal fight though it's one that the entire team can feel even though they try hiding it. Ghost and Soap just stop talking outside of missions. No kisses, no late night sneaking into each other's rooms, no I love yous....not that ghost ever said it back. Soap thinks it's fucking stupid how pissed Ghost is. So what if he's sometimes a little reckless? It's not like ghost isn't too. A soldier does what he needs to. So if that soldier takes a bullet to the head at least he did so protecting his captain. what's the problem? It's just another soldier who died protecting people who will never know his name. Just another tool. Another I love you Simon never got to say. Another person Simon Riley grieves. Suddenly the fight feels so stupid to Ghost because it didn't solve anything. Why couldn't he just talk through his feelings? Why did he get angry instead? Why is he like this? Why is it his father's face staring back at him in the mirror?

Or something like that Idk I'm not a writer.

I just remembered that thing

This is SO Soap

As soon as his and Ghosts baby started speaking, mimicking the accent they were hearing around, Johnny immediately went "nu-uh" and they all moved to Scotland

Simon is not offended by that, I'm sure

fan art of the ghostsoap au from @valiants ! Its sooo aesthetic and romantic 💘 i fvcking love it! :,D

something something accidentally losing a tampon or a nuva ring or something inside of yourself and having to ask your room mate gaz to help you get it out because he's a) home and b) has long fingers and c) your only other options are either pay for a hospital visit or use chopsticks. cut to him finger fucking you within an inch of your life, saying "just a little more, i think i've got it, hang on, nearly got it worked down into my reach" and 'accidentally' brushing his thumb against your clit as the long-discarded item sits on the mattress right behind your ass, totally out of your eyesight

give up

meat man 🔪🥩

come get ur meats or whatever

meat man 🔪🥩

come get ur meats or whatever

meat man 🔪🥩

come get ur meats or whatever

SFW Size Difference HCs with Simon

F!Reader, NSFW version