you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

these tags are so incredible

the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god

I LOVE BED

I LOVE PILLOW

I LOVE BLANKEY

guinea pig instagram accounts are so funny cause the captions will be like "uh oh! pumpkiwumpkin is being extra sassy today!" and the picture is literally just

I got inspired

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Baby Tiger Shark Practicing Her First Bites

Look at her go :)

Look at that little face <3

nothing more powerful than a girl with a monologue going on in her head all the time... alone in her room... plotting... planning

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

we built dick city

we built dick city on cock and balls

hotdog burst in microwave

u guys cant be having majors in stuff like forensic entymology you have to major in Hanging out with meeee and Having fun with meeee

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

it was my bachelor degree 😑

silly new art challenge on twitter + a little gag... hahaha

EZREAL | PARANOIA BLOOPERS

everytime I get a negative covid test I think of the big vaxxed papi tweet

this one