even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters

nothing makes me feel old like one direction members aging

straight couples who scout for bi women/lesbians to have threesomes with always look like this

Netflix and chill: scorpio, pisces, libra, virgo, taurus, gemini

Netflix and aggressively pause the movie every time someone talks: aquarius, leo, sagittarius, aries, cancer, capricorn 

There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.

That’s a fucking low number. That’s fucking sad.

Never ever

A round of applause for everyone who can reblog! You’re all awesome guys!

Never :“

Never ever

No anon hat has EVER come from me.

for anyone who cant reblog this

I would feel shitty for days if I would do that, I NEVER DID AND NEVER WILL

I’ve got enough to know that it’s not something anyone should have to deal with.

for everyone who can reblog, i’m proud of you

Never

I see no reason to hide who I am. I don’t send hate or do anything offensive and if someone has a problem with me and wants to send me hate? I want them to come to me themselves and not as a coward anon

Never ever

NEVER HAVE. NEVER WILL.

its just me, my escapist tendencies, and these tits

People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence for HOURS.

friendship goals

World cup - Brazil memes so far

1 - Alisson vs balloon

2 - Tite falling down

3 - Neymar forever rolling

4 - Mysterious (possibly vampiric?) fan

Na prova de ciências: "Como prevenir doenças respiratórias?"

“Não respirando.”

Prioridades