Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

That sounds like a you problem

men on catfish will be working at Best Buy n looking like Steve buscemi and b like is this pornbot my girlfriend her name is sexy Lexi and she’s on the cover of sports illustrated. She left Cristiano Ronaldo to come be with me in Seattle

LMAO

wanna come over and not exist together

just wanna travel the world and kiss one person a whole heck of a lot.

Horror movies and making out ft you

Me talking to my depression, anxiety, ed and inner demons before I go out with friends for the night

Who wants to fuck

ing run me over with a bus

if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.

if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.

boi if you find bones call the police i hate this website so much

The 1975 for DIY magazine

full offense but my chemical romance’s “danger days: the true lives of the fabulous killjoys” is a masterpiece of an album and i feel that this goes far too unnoticed in our society

nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

Stop teaching children that there is only one person out there meant for them. Let it be easier for people to let their toxic relationships go without fear of losing “The One”.

Its so fucked up and weird that we don’t tell people that there will be multiple important people in their lives