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Imma need this eventually cause they don’t teach you jack squat in school

Ima schedule to reblog this when I’m 16.

Ima need this eventually

same fam.

reblogging so i have it for when i leave school in a year yessir

Wow, God bless for this post

@littlegasps

he calls you clingy

Yoongi x f!reader

Genre: angst to fluff, hurt/comfort

WC: 1.7k

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tag list: @awinkies @yzkyzkuniverse @wedarkacademia @yiyi4657  @scuzmunkie @astralandcosmos

The sound of the lock turning echoes through the otherwise silent apartment and you jump up from your seat on the couch. Before Yoongi can fully step inside, you engulf him in a hug, knocking him back a few steps before he regains his balance. He had just come back from a long trip to America and you missed him so much, especially because you couldn’t even pick him up from the airport.

“Welcome home,” you breathe out into the crook of his neck, “I missed you so much.” He lightly pats you on the back a few times before pulling away and moving into the apartment. You’re puzzled by his rather cold behaviour, expecting a little more of a reaction from him but you shrug it off, assuming he was just tired from the long flight home.

Captain Rogers’ sweet girl

Hi i’m not a native  english, it’s my first story, there is no beta reader. Sorry if i do  mistake 🙏. Thank you for loving my story ♥️

This is Dark! Steve Rogers x Fem!

ReaderWarnings: 18+ ONLY. dark Steve, manipulation, age gap, non com, manipulation, somnophilia, daddy kink, innocent kink, dom/ sub If  you have gotten this far, it means you have read and understood my  warnings. I AM NOT responsible for your consumption. Don’t read if you  are sensitive to any of the warnings.

Chap1. Chap12

Chap13

When you wake up, you feel something wet between your legs. Steve is licking your folds. Your body is exhausted, it’s too much.

“Please Daddy, it’s…”

Steve pulls you into another orgasm. You don’t have time to get your head around it, Steve is on top of you. He kisses you, you taste yourself. Your legs are still shaking. You can feel his hard cock against your stomach. You cry out.

“Shh, baby.”

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*·ﾟ𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬

𝗣𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 | Biker!Ari Levinson x naive!reader (biker x baker au)

𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 | fluff, size difference, 6’7” Ari, innocent!reader, soft!Ari, possessive behaviour, SMUT - minors DNI, p*ssyjob, size kink, innocence/ruined kink, daddy kink, panty sniffing, (so much) dirty talk, spitting, fingering (f), praise kink, degradation, dumbification, breeding kink, unprotected sex (p in v), squirting, creampie

𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆 | Months into your relationship with Ari, he finally indulges in his deepest desires—that are also his biggest-little fears. Based on this ask.

𝗪/𝗖 | 6.47K

𝗔/𝗡 | hi anon, thank you for being patient with this request, it's my first time writing for ari ! I scrapped the smut last night and rewrote it—this is so filthy, someone needs to shut biker!ari up. All mistakes are my own. [all asks — all drabbles]

˗ˏˋ𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭ˎˊ˗ ⋰˚ 𝐂.𝐄. & 𝐂𝐨. 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

“Bear, be quiet.” You giggle, crumbling beneath his weight as he leans on you, “Ah! Walk, Ari!”

The big, burly man growls, rubbing his nose on your head. “Mhm, you smell like sugar cream…” His hand drags along the wall as you stumble further down the hall, and he’s hanging off you like a limp sack of muscles and hair.

“I—hold on,” you reach into the pocket of his leather jacket, fishing out his keys. Silver shines in the dim lights, the handmade beaded bracelet hanging from the ring, a carefully chosen pattern of blue, pink and lilac—not purple, lilac is prettier, Ari told you. The gift was too small for his wrist, so he added it to his keys instead.

Although, you wish you thought about sizing before making it because seeing the usually stone-cold and silent biker wearing a cute beaded bracelet would be amusing.

His Favorite Song

✂ Pairing: Yandere! Min Yoongi x Reader

✂ Word Count: 1,1k+

✂ Trigger Warnings: Obsessiveness

✂ This story is fictional and for amusement only. I don’t believe any of the members would do this in real life. As always, thank you for reading and I hope you have a good day!

Do not re-upload my writing to another website or use it without my permission.

[Edited]

My bias received so little love from me. I hope you enjoy slightly obsessive Yoongles!

If you like my writing, please support me on ko-fi!

“Kiss & Kiss, your earphones (I hear music sounding from them). Kiss & Kiss, for the two of us, it may be the ultimate love song.” - Kuchibiru ni Be My Baby [AKB48]

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All Too Well (The Complete Story)

Word Count: 15.2k 

An Upstate Escape

When Min Yoongi told you that he had a month all to himself, you couldn’t believe your ears. First, you thought you just misheard him. Second, you thought it was a prank—something one of the boys had dared him to do. But when he clarified it to you for the third time, you felt like your face was splitting in half for how huge your smile was. You literally screamed in delight, causing your neighbor to yell at you from the other side of the thin walls to shut up. That didn’t deter you from continuing to dance around your room as you listened to Yoongi telling you to pack some clothes because you and him were heading to his sister’s house over the weekend. Even then, as you were packing, you couldn’t believe it.

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！ ׅ࣪ ✰︬ 🎈 ࣪ ׅ ☺︎ ׅ ࣪ ♡ ⃝🦴 ࣪ ׅ ᵎᵎ

an ⋮ hahahahah they are finally coming back together! also, i lowkey wanted to make this a little more angsty (and there will still be wtf moments) but you know what? fuck angst! fluff is where it’s at 🕺… i was also listening to cute songs so i physically couldn’t handle bad scenes… don’t judge me…

taglist ⋮ @mizz-kraziii @aria-grace-scott @teenand1dstuff @wrmnssoul @missmadwoman @n4mina @bebebutbetter @heartsarecompatible @l7bangtan @jikooksgirl19 @borahae-reads @taegijns @somelazysundays @dyaidk @kpopsimpstruggles @imissheroinbarbie @simpforyoongs @diestheticu @honey-boyyoongimain @miriamxsworld @as-hs-blog @tannies-luv @joshuaseyes @secretly-a-weeb @babycoffeefire @lynniac @ksooed @broken-glowsticks @tinyoonsblog @whitefoxgirl @readingfanfic-ly @90s-belladonna @squishyoonie (if your user is in a different color, i am unable to tag you!)

pairing: yoongi x f. reader

genres/tags: established relationship; fluff; slight comedy; pregnancy

words: 0.8K

rating: G

warnings: childbirth (I don't know if it's a warning but here it is 😅)

a/n: So, hi! I'm posting this as a test since it's my first time posting a BTS fanfic (I write a lot but never post anything 😢). I'm a little nervous (??) since I'm not a native English speaker, so this one's short. Let me know if you like it because I have other works I really want to post here but I feel like my vocabulary is poor. Also, I'm new to Tumblr (yeah, in 2021) and I don't really know how to use it properly, so my blog's kinda lame, sorry for that! Despite all, I hope you enjoy ❤

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"God, seriously, where have you been all my life?"

Yoongi's arms are spread, his hands palmed against the large wood table supporting the weight of his upper body. He's grinning down at you while you chew his fabulous kimchi fried rice, and from there you can see his cat-like eyes squinting and his gummy smile and little teeth.

He's adorable.

"Hiding from you."

And snarky too.

perpetual datejust

summary ⋮ high school sweethearts who no one knew were high school sweethearts. min yoongi wasn’t a man of many words, much less was he one to outwardly show any sign of love towards his other half. yln yn was the opposite. she wanted to spew her feelings every second she could, she wanted to hold her other half’s hand while walking down a street.

yoongi could never be that man for her and for that — she lets him go. two broken hearts, both completely different, yet oddly similar, are thrown back together years after graduation and their breakup.

pairing ⋮ myg x reader

genre ⋮ angst, fluff, 18+ content, ex’s to lovers

schedule ⋮ i’ll try my best to update everyday but sometimes things will get in the way, so i apologize!

warnings ⋮ angst, yn is kinda dumb, yoongi is kinda dumb, but they’re kinda dumb together, curse words, 18+ conversations, dirty talk honestly, lewd behaviors, talks of infertility and running out of time for impregnation

✏️ means theres a written portion to the chapter w chats, 📝 means its only a written portion and holds no messages whatsoever.

authors note ⋮ this should be a pretty short and fluffy smau with its dribbles of angst! a lot of comedy or what i hope is funny LMAO. i hope you all enjoy!

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one. the confrontation

two. the doubt

three. the silence

four. the breakup

five. yoongi and friends

six. yn and friends

seven. the transfer

eight. the dating app

nine. the awkwardness

ten. the meeting

more to be added.

Love Bites II (Steve Rogers x Reader)

Warnings: DUB-CON, mentions of NON-CON, mentions of murder, vampire!Avengers, past Peter x reader, jealous!Steve, modern setting they just wealthy af

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summary: In a coven, the master’s word is law, and humans are nothing more than pets to symbolize wealth and prestige. They tell you that being the master’s pet is a great honor, but the poorly constructed façade is broken when you forsake honor for love.

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"Should parents read their daughter's texts or monitor her online activity for bad language and inappropriate content?"

Earlier today, I served as the “young woman’s voice” in a panel of local experts at a Girl Scouts speaking event. One question for the panel was something to the effect of, “Should parents read their daughter’s texts or monitor her online activity for bad language and inappropriate content?”

I was surprised when the first panelist answered the question as if it were about cyberbullying. The adult audience nodded sagely as she spoke about the importance of protecting children online.

I reached for the microphone next. I said, “As far as reading your child’s texts or logging into their social media profiles, I would say 99.9% of the time, do not do that.”

Looks of total shock answered me. I actually saw heads jerk back in surprise. Even some of my fellow panelists blinked.

Everyone stared as I explained that going behind a child’s back in such a way severs the bond of trust with the parent. When I said, “This is the most effective way to ensure that your child never tells you anything,” it was like I’d delivered a revelation.

It’s easy to talk about the disconnect between the old and the young, but I don’t think I’d ever been so slapped in the face by the reality of it. It was clear that for most of the parents I spoke to, the idea of such actions as a violation had never occurred to them at all.

It alarms me how quickly adults forget that children are people.

Apparently people are rediscovering this post somehow and I think that’s pretty cool! Having experienced similar violations of trust in my youth, this is an important issue to me, so I want to add my personal story:

Around age 13, I tried to express to my mother that I thought I might have clinical depression, and she snapped at me “not to joke about things like that.” I stopped telling my mother when I felt depressed.

Around age 15, I caught my mother reading my diary. She confessed that any time she saw me write in my diary, she would sneak into my room and read it, because I only wrote when I was upset. I stopped keeping a diary.

Around age 18, I had an emotional breakdown while on vacation because I didn’t want to go to college. I ended up seeing a therapist for - surprise surprise - depression.

Around age 21, I spoke on this panel with my mother in the audience, and afterwards I mentioned the diary incident to her with respect to this particular Q&A. Her eyes welled up, and she said, “You know I read those because I was worried you were depressed and going to hurt yourself, right?”

TL;DR: When you invade your child’s privacy, you communicate three things:

Information about almost every issue that you think you have to snoop for can probably be obtained by communicating with and listening to your child.

Part of me is really excited to see that the original post got 200 notes because holy crap 200 notes, and part of me is really saddened that something so negative has resonated with so many people.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need to “perform” on tumblr

Don’t apologize if you disappear for a few weeks, months, or even longer. We’ve done it too. You probably didn’t even notice, and that’s okay. Take your time.

Don’t feel guilty if you had a regular posting schedule and you can’t make your self-imposed deadline or if you can’t keep up that pace and need to start posting less frequently. We understand, life gets in the way and the muses can be fickle. You don’t owe us anything.

Don’t worry if you don’t reply fast enough. You’ll get to it when you’ll get to it. You probably haven’t even seen it yet. We will not think less of you.

Don’t feel bad if you don’t want to reply to something at all, ever, because it triggers you, because you don’t want more drama in your life, or because you just don’t have the energy to reply. Whatever they are, your reasons are valid. And the other person has probably forgotten about it anyway by now.

Feel free to add other things!

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pairing: wealthy dilf!bucky x reader

word count: 3.2k+

warnings: age gap [bucky is 39; reader is about 23]; sugar daddy!bucky; mr barnes is straight up cheating on his wife with the babysitter; we’ve got some innocence kink if you squint real hard, sub/dom vibes; mr barnes loves to be in positions of power; it gets hot and heavy for a second; mr barnes and y/n get walked in on? 

a/n: for those asking yes i do 100% imagine jessica chastain as mrs barnes. needless to say the 355 caused a lot of bisexual panic for me. 

thank you for 7k love you <3

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