you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

(via)

The tomb must remained locked forever. We cannot let Funky Boy escape.

Went record shopping today

What’s

What’s on the record?

Exactly what you’d expect!

“forgive and forget” wrong, eldrich blast

real

what dark magician weaves this world

Making breakfast in bed ❤ how many do you want babe?

My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.

"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

what a way to end pride month

true love is dead