faking "ow"s to throw the doctor off the scent
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When I tell that I LOVE solarpunk
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remembering you have organs inside of you is so sickening like man i do NOT need to be fully aware of the fact that like. my appendix is just IN there. doing fuck all
jinxed myself with this one bc my appendix decided Brother, I’m Going To Start Doing Something (Today) and now it’s gotta come out
thanks to everyone who’s said any variation of “happy pride month to your appendix” in the tags. really appreciate that.
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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point
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cat girl but in a garfield way
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why is this so funny
reading turtles all the way down put words to the notion I had of the internet; this giant, ever-expanding non-sensorial plane that existed between the seams of reality. something you knew existed but never could feel, like sand in the cracks between your fingers, like a dream you bolted awake from but never knew why.
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i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today
thanks guys while im here PLEASE put an acne option on your picrews
to all the guy-am-i's out there, i hope you find yourselves a sam-i-am one day
those straight people who say "look i support you and all, but don't hit on me" is fucking ridiculous because bro why would i? why would anyone? y'all are oatmeal served cold when there is a plethora of orders of green eggs and ham out there, roaming carefree and wild
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Well someone displeased the sky gods didn’t they
My first thought was someone pleased the sky gods, because this is a SHOW.
That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.
That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.
why is this fire quote from a tumblr post
Because tumblr is the real world equivalent of infinite monkeys using typewriters eventually producing Shakespeare.
me when girl in red: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I like girls
sand between my toes, i've got vertigo
i'm afraid of heights, if i could i'd cry
we've got incompatible star signs
i'm in love with you
what's the point of looking at the view
'cause everytime i do i just see you
-Dover Beach, Baby Queen
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it’s that time fellas
[I.D: A picture of more than twenty knifes being pointed at a ceasar salad. End I.D]
thanks @klavier-gavins-lesbian-boyfriend for reminding me to add an id. genuinely lol
“I hate obvious symbolism” bro shut up sun and moon couples are a pillar of our society
besties I on my 4th cup of coffee and the world is going bOnkErs I LoVe it
why say hi, hello, hey etc etc etc when you can