Here and Queer

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

I lost it at the toaster and couldn't make it past the smoke detector before reblogging

This is so satisfying to watch—

For more where that came from

I'm a big fan of "Cused Healing Animations" myself... :)

sometimes i think about the history of coffee culture in islam and how it spread like it’s so funny

the tags on this post are some of the funniest i’ve ever seen in my notifications but this one made me choke on my Mohammedan Gruel

GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE

you can do it, magikarp!

[art by me - neonscrapyard]

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incredible how much housework you can get done if you take a chance and believe in yourself and also have fifteen other much more pressing responsibilities

"nobody's gonna know." "...they're gonna know." "how would they know?"

A moderate but healthy amount of evilness

i haven't drawn them since i posted the pilot…

thanks for watching!! 🌟

This is both amazing and profoundly irritating - the exact writing equivalent of that thing artists do - you know, how they’ll mess up anything that’s on expensive paper and planned in every single detail but get them doodling during a boring lesson and suddenly they’re Michel-bloody-angelo.

he makes me so happy and so profoundly sad at the same time

like this?

@gatoburr0

What do you mean unhinged, these are great suggestions. Ordering my plush duck now.

So for cleaning the tavern, you have to set the scene. It's time to wind down for bed. You're not just cleaning the tavern, you're doing closing duties after a long day of work. Play bardcore music. You're a tavern wench during the Renaissance. Set a timer for 10 minutes. 10 minutes isn't an overwhelming time commitment. You could get those dishes washed and bartops wiped down in 10 minutes.

Adding my own;

Cluttered home with no energy to deal with it but it’s still bothering you?

1) I’ve survived the apocalypse, this is either a fallout shelter or someone else’s abandoned home I’ve take refuge in (I’ve actually hung up a Fallout Shelter sign)

2) imagine it as ghibli animated clutter. It makes the imperfection feel characteristic and not so bad

a storm over the ocean

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i haven't drawn her all week this is dire

You want to hurt that character because you hate them. I want to hurt that character because I love them. We are not the same.

Yeah, it really be like tha- MOTHERGODDAMNFUCKER