haha yeah i have a ton of weird kinks

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

a hall pass is a thing you can show to school staff to prove you’re wandering the halls with your teacher’s permission, not skipping class. once upon a time it was a piece of paper, but people kept losing those, so around the time i was in high school, teachers started taping the school-issued cardstock hall pass to things like blocks of wood, plastic flowers, and plush toys, to make them harder to lose.

apparently it wasn’t enough.

Also people would steal them so they could have a get out of jail free card if they got caught skipping class.

It’s a little bit easier to find a stolen giant pencil than it is to find a stolen hall pass

This is eaxctly why hall passes have gotten so extreme.

this is fucking surreal and only adds more weight to my theory that the american public school system is (barely) held together by a dark and arcane magic

haha just kidding this should read at least 17-29 minutes 

How I’ve experienced the intuitive MBTI-types

(By an ENFJ)

INTP -Awful social skills, but still really fucking hilarious -Nerd -memes -Loves discussing ENTP -memeLORDS -so smart, like what -Will see things objectively for their smol ENFJ friend -Lazy INTJ -could kill you -what is going on in their head? -smart af -lowkey scares me ENTJ -gets everything done -great leader -will kill you ENFP -the best laugh -concentration of a goldfish -HOW ARE THEY SO FUNNY WHAT -Hates people INFP -SO many feelings bottled up -art~ -gives amazing hugs and advice -loves so deeply INFJ -wants to help -understands -great at writing -feelings. A lot of them. ENFJ -reads ur mind -the teacher™ -loves people -“TAKE MY ADVICE IM AN ENFJ”

OMFG 😍😍

@xelinator

tiny nugget of spite

I’m the kind of person who’s going to rescue all the dogs and my husband is going to come home and just sigh

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Bono and Ali attend the wedding of Paul McGuinness’ daughter, Alex (August 26th, 2017)

THE BLACKØUT - LYRICS

Dinosaur wonders why he still walks the Earth A meteor promises its not gonna hit Earthquake always happen when you’re in bed The house shakes, maybe it was something I said

Go easy on me, easy on me, brother Go easy on me, easy on me now

When the lights go out Throw yourself about In the darkness where you learn to see When the lights go out Don’t you ever doubt The light that we can really be

Statues fall and democracy is flat on it’s back, jack We had it all, and what we had is not coming back A big mouth says the people they don’t wanna be free for free The blackout is this an extinction event we see

When the lights go out Throw yourself about In the darkness where you learn to see When the lights go out Don’t you ever doubt The light that we can really be

When the lights go out When the lights go out When the lights go out

Blackout It’s clear Who you are will appear Blackout No fear So glad that we are all still here The lights go out…

When the lights go out When the lights go out

When the lights go out Throw yourself about In the darkness where you learn to see When the lights go out Don’t you ever doubt The light that we can really be

EXCUSE ME BUT HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE A NORMAL REST-OF-THE-DAY NOW? 

Did you all see it? Did you hear it? Look, I’m not hyper-critical where U2 is concerned. I love Boots and I love The Miracle and all the stuff I’m supposed to think was “wrong” or something. But THIS…this is some good shit. This is undeniably good shit.

U GUISE! IT’S PERFECT! I LOVE IT!