she giving me topster till i scrobble in her mouth

milfs love me it pays off being a manlet

i would like that.

僕もキリッとしてるもんね！ もちろんです。 朝霧ちゃん、本当に美形なのよね。

Livin la penis smoka

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

You7 are doing some Cocomelon shit to me

Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]

Thistle sketches

Your straight male friends after two beers: "Hgey man can I smell your hair"

Your friend with the haunted shamisen: [plucks a baleful chord of ill portent]

https://youtu.be/gQIrt88MI5k?si=9XktvewNhsMYZmmt

Time for me to shill this random Japanese horror movie that was suggested to me once on YouTube about Both a haunted shamisen AND a ghost cat

You are literally the haunted shamisen friend

HAPPY 4/20. SLUTWEED DAY.

guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness

i love her

the idea of public restrooms as "women's spaces" continues to confound me. you know who I hope is in a public bathroom when I go in?? no one. I would prefer no one else be in the bathroom. and if someone else is in the bathroom I am going to ignore them as much as possible. I did not go into the bathroom to connect with other women. I went into the bathroom to piss and/or shit. it's a toilet's space, not a women's space. shut the fuck up and let trans people piss and shit in peace. let's all continue to avoid eye contact with each other and any and all interaction in the toilet's space.

absolutely incredible shit going on in circles of the internet I don’t even know about

Say it to my snout not behind my tail, pussy

.okay NOW we can celebrate

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