one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying
when you’re pet pet petting your sweet little baby cat on her sweet little pumpkin head but then she starts to get overstimulated and her little tail is swooshing back and forth and you can Tell all her ancient beast instincts are kicking in telling her to maul the shit out of your hand, and she looks SO forlorn because she actually wanted more cuddles but also there’s only so much a little animal can do to contain her impulses and she looks at you w the biggest wettest saddest eyes like
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PRIVATE
I'm unfollowing you because I disagree with how you spend your money
i dont blame you
Dorian Storm
It took me way to long to do proper art of the Blue Boy!
Me and my mutuals
the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel
I think there’s a lot of people who don’t realise this, but if you’re walking down a pavement and see a wheelchair user is coming the other way, please step to the outside of the pavement (closest to the road) and let the wheelchair user pass by on the inside (assuming of course that you can do so safely).
It’s not the end of the world if you don’t, but in general, getting a little too close to the edge of the pavement on foot is way less dangerous than a wheelchair user potentially falling off into traffic.
I use a powerchair and I can’t see or feel exactly how close to the edge of a pavement my wheels are, and if my chair falls into the road I’m properly screwed because my chair is so heavy it would take several people to get me upright again. Someone who’s walking is more aware of where their feet are in relation to the pavement and, if necessary, can usually step on and off the pavement briefly and remain upright and un injured.
A ghost stegosaurus visiting their newly discovered bones. They’re so happy you found them!
flower road 🌷
All the people in the notes saying they would deliberately fuck there as if they somehow don’t recognize exactly the kind of habitat where 1000 ticks will find their way into every crevice of your human flesh