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lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it

@hqwke

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

How did they find the worst audio ever made

"surely an exaggeration" i thought, before hearing the worst audio ever made

Whenever I talk about whatever media I’m into at the moment imagine I am presenting the characters to you like this

I think bringing up "it/its" pronouns is a good test for people who claim to be "trans allies" because it so easily weeds out the people who are only doing it superficially. I've seen so many people who will post "Punch your local TERF #transrightsarehumanrights" and then turn around and be like "If someone says they go by 'it/its' pronouns it's actually good to misgender them because they're just teenager trenders"

you can't claim to support trans people and then qualify it with "but only the people I deem 'real' trans people"

eyewitness sketch of that time i explained homestuck troll romance/biology/reproduction to some of my friends

My silly fakémons Pickerpie & Snagpie! I had sm fun trying to recreate fake gifs inspired by the anime recently, I can't wait to do more :3

Breaking Bad could easily have an episode where Walter touches a crystal and it makes him seperate into multicolored different parts of his personality and Jesse has to try and put them back together

LMAOOOOOO

I was at a Halloween party a friend was hosting the other week, and he was baking some truly excellent dishes. He pulled something out of the oven and said (something to the effect of) "Do NOT touch this dish. It just came out of the oven and will burn you into next Sunday."

Other friend responded something like, "Oh cool, a dish that causes time-travel," and I responded, "Well yeah. You hold on to the super hot dish and it makes you travel forward through time at a rate of 1 second per second."

This. It turns out. Was a critical error on my part. Because another friend turned to me real wide-eyed and asked, "Was that a reference?" and I was like "What?" and he was like "Homestuck," and I was like "What?"

This is just not fair.

she has homophobia 😍

four kids play a game...

fellas, if your gf:

that's not your gf, that's the homestar runner main page

fanfic prompt: all the characters are trapped in a remote mansion; except instead of members being murdered one by one, it is the beds which go missing one by one. *detective gathers everyone into the parlour and dramatically pulls back a curtain to reveal that someone reassembled all the beds into only one very big bed*

oh my god there’s only one very big bed

weve seen that the friendsim trolls dont adhere to any sort of rules when selecting screen names so are we just supposed to assume that the hivebent trolls just… Did That

most likely karkat hit everyone up and bothered everyone until they all agreed to make up dumb names based around the A-T-C-G DNA pattern but the question is WHY

carcinoGeneticist: YOU HAVE TO DO IT. WE’RE ALL DOING IT. equiusZahhak: D–> I do not care what you all do carcinoGeneticist: EVEN NEPETA IS ON BOARD, AND SHE SAYS YOU HAVE TO. equiusZahhak: D–> …Fine –equiusZahhak is now centaursTesticle!– centaursTesticle: D–> Are you happy now carcinoGeneticist: YOU KNOW, I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER BE HAPPY AGAIN IN MY LIFE.

need to post my favourite tweet in the entire world

Ghost pipes are a non-photosynthesizing plant.

Flamingos are a non-photosynthesizing non-plant.