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@darkmarceline28 / darkmarceline28.tumblr.com

I am a chronic Fatigue sufferer of 10 years and counting, if you also suffer and need someone to talk to I'm here :) Also obsessed with Katie Mcgath, D&D and gaming!!!
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girlbosswar

GIRLBOSS WAR ROUND TWO IS HERE TABBY SWEEP! isabelle animal crossing is not a girlboss she is a girl subordinate real girlbosses own coal mines and yearn to employ child laborers

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havenfable
Greek Mythology: Unfortunately, Zeus was horny.
Norse Mythology: Unfortunately, Loki was bored.
Egyptian Mythology: Unfortunately, Set was envious.
Japanese Mythology: Unfortunately, Susanoo was rude.
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labelleizzy

Diné mythology:

Unfortunately, Coyote had “a good idea”.

Celtic Mythology:

Unfortunately you pissed off the Fae

Hindu mythology:

Unfortunately, another asura managed to obtain a boon from Bramha/Vishnu/Shiva

I love how everyone’s mythology has some variation of “And then there was This Asshole”

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ampervadasz

This is why aliens don’t want us in their Starfleet.

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carebewear

Are you fucking kidding this is why aliens should be begging us to join their Starfleet. The precision?? The CONTROL?? The absolute mastery this driver has over their 20+ ton of steel is superhuman. This person could weave a mothership through an asteroid belt without making a single scratch on the hull. Foh “aliens don’t want us” aliens should be sucking our dicks.

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