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Iago

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(21) A little shit named Iago who writes stuff. Twitter refugees & Reddit migrants welcome, feel free to ask questions regarding how to use/navigate this hellsite.
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You, my dearies may call me Iago. I go by He/It/Void pronouns and well, this here is my little drive-in theatre. I do hope you enjoy the show as much as I enjoy crafting memories & experiences galore. Even if you step in for a short matinée or a midnight premier, we appreciate our patrons forevermore.
Other Blogs; @trashland-llamas || @ashtons-lemon-tree || @schlundy
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-Who I write for-
BNHA; Aizawa, Hawks, Dabi, Present Mic & Class 1-A
Chuckle Sandwich; Schlatt, Ted & Charlie
MCYT; Aimsey, Fundy, & Techno
Whump; Whumpee, Whumper, & Caretaker
While my writing consists mostly of gender neutral reader works, I’m willing to write for any gender. Also feel free to specify what pronouns you'd like used in the fic when requesting.
Only off limit topics as of requests are; anything quarantine/covid related & nsfw stuff
—Tags—
-Iago writes; can find everything I’ve written here as well as the program booklet [masterlist]
-Iago rambles; non-writing stuff
-Iago's [name] series; masterlists for series & all of their parts
-Iago reblogs; for reblogging stuff
-Plot Bunnies; for rambling about ideas that don’t get turned into fics/hcs
-Scribbled down dialogue; dialogue I have but no fics to use for
-Break a leg [name]; moots
-Enjoy the show [anon]; anons; just send in an ask w/ an emoji/word along w/ your pronouns if you’d like to be a regular
-Fic recs; reblogged fics [recommends]
#pinned post#blog info#iago writes#iago rambles#fic recs#iago's series#iago’s requests#scribbled down dialogue#plot bunnies#iago’s hcs#iago reblogs
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Aizawa-Yamada Family Hcs

  • whenever shinsou is pissed at aizawa, he switches his coffee out for decaf. it's something he picked up from hizashi. one time, shinsou added melatonin drops to the decaf as well but hizashi thought that was too far. their punishment was that he wasn't able to train for a week.
  • eri's one of those children when playing with dolls, makes up the most fucked up lore. but not b/c it's grotesque or gory. no, not by any means. rather, they somehow turn it into an eldritch horror. that if you truly picture it, it'd make you scream wtf and run in the opposite direction.
  • eri on occasion will mix up signs and end up saying something extremely crude. hizashi chokes on his drink, which clues in aizawa. being the one to confirm that that was in fact not what she was trying to say. hitoshi sits back, snickering as he watches it all unfold.
  • eri and hizashi are morning owls while aizawa and shinsou are night birds. shinsou spends his nights playing co-op games till the early hours with denki. despite knowing this, aizawa refuses to go easy on him during training. purposely adding stuff that tests his reflexes.
  • before adopting eri & shinsou, aizawa would indulge in day drinking, coffee being a poor trojan horse for the alcohol. stopped as he didn't want either kid to accidentally drink his coffee and get drunk off of it. especially when his go-to alcohol is something as strong as hennessy.
  • on the rare occasion, hizashi will have one of them on as a guest. letting them pick what music plays for the day or do the in-between segments. all having an idea of what to do from being avid listeners. unfortunately eri picks stuff like baby shark and let it go while shinsou exclusively plays pop punk. a lot of listeners simp over aizawa's voice.
  • shinsou lets eri help him decorate his battle jacket, eventually getting her one of her own in pink. placing the spikes where she directs. it turns into an arts and craft project to do after finishing with their tea party. even making patches for one another. shinsou has a slew of patches dedicated to his friends' hero personas.
  • aizawa's glad they adopted the two as it distracts him from his grief regarding oboro. mic's the only one who can tell as the worst days are when he's more outwardly affectionate. none of them question it, relishing in the hugs he smothers them in. not that they need the reassurance he loves them, but it's nice to know their surrogate father isn't as stoic as he appears to be.
  • speaking of, eri and shinsou mostly tend to refer to them as their government name. shinsou's never been the type to call them any parental title, feels too weird. he'll sometimes use their hero name if he wants to be less formal. eri on the other hand sometimes slips and calls them dad and papa interchangeably. 
  • aizawa & hizashi try to teach responsibility in eri & shinsou by making them help take care of the cats, having it on rotation as to who is supposed to feed them, bath them, take them on walks.
#iago writes#aizawa-yamada family#erasermic#not x reader#my hero academia#bnha#mha#hizashi yamada#shouta aizawa#hitoshi shinsou#eri#eraserhead#present mic#mind jack
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Fanboys

brought to you by the fact I think deku would be bakugou's 'he said no pickles' friend.

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deku who sees bakugou's all might card fall out of his pocket during a fight after UA. and when deku hands him it back, bakugou snatches it from him. cussing him out as he storms away. deku can't help but be curious. there's just one dot he can't connect, now knowing why he always has his hands in his pockets; to hold onto this card. but why this card specifically? for good luck? so deku decides to confront him about it. 'it's none of your business, stupid nerd.'

'stop the tough guy act and just tell me. I won't laugh.' deku doesn't point out that it doesn't hurt to show a little vulnerability now and then. 'I...wanted to get all might to sign it.' bakugou admitted, refusing to look at him. something about the ground was much more interesting.

'so why haven't you?' deku was perplexed. yea, he was aware that bakugou was as much a fanboy as he was. but the card didn't have any signature on it and he would've stopped carrying it at this point if he did. 'because every time I tried...I ended up chickening out.'

'then let me do it for you.' bakugou let out a small growl at that. he didn't think deku would steal it, having too pure a heart. 'why?'

'because we're friends. this way you still get the card signed and don't have to worry about backing out.'

'okay, don't bend it!' handing it over, bakugou was certain deku would take good care of it.

#iago writes#bnha#mha#my hero academia#bakudeku#izuku midoriya#katsuki bakugou#deku#kacchan#izuku midoriya x katsuki bakugou
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Alrighty, as the result of me poll, here be 2mins worth of me in c!fundy cosplay. Supposed to be Spy era/Schlatt’s Cabinet specifically but I’ve generalized it over time.

One w/ steampunk goggles is supposed to be cogchamp! fundy talking to 5up. Other one w/ overalls is origins! fundy talking to techno. Towards the end is pirate au! fundy (aka foxy the pirate variant).

Link to my TikTok where all these vids clips from + other shenanigans

Also just realized this doubles as a face reveal

#cosplay#closet cosplay#fundy cosplay#dsmp#cogchamp smp#origins smp#pirate au#queued shit
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fair warning tho, it's more of a closet cosplay so closer to disney bounding then anything. but basically cause of umg muting a bunch of audio on tiktok, I just downloaded all my c!fundy stuff & put them in one capcut vid (roughly 2mins worth)

#polls#my polls#cosplay#tumblr polls
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Whumper turned caretaker when they meet a whumpee that they just can't bring themself to torment. One who would let the whole world burn to protect them. Who dotes on them when sick. Making sure they get their fluids, forcing them to take a shower when their fever won't break. Who acts as a shoulder to cry on, pinky promising they won't murder the bastard who dared to break their baby's heart. Watching shitty romcoms on a rainy day.

Or caretaker turned whumper. Burnt out from their job, feeling absolutely cynical towards the world. It being so easy to turn off their emotions. To not feel anything but numbness as whumpee screams. They simply don’t care that whumper was someone they used to deeply care for. Easily washing the blood off their hands before leaving for the night.

#iago writes#whump scenario#whumpblr#whump writing#whumper#caretaker#whumpee
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Giving the birdhouse the ol’ landlord special. Only cause the rest of it is so colorful that I couldn’t decide if any color wouldn’t clash w/ something on the sides. Once again, painting it for me mum.

Speaking of, here’s the sides;

The black and orange are supposed to be stars but look more like potion bubbles. Then the flowers are based off the bouquet she had on the dinner table. And the waves cause she likes the beach. The top is supposed to be a rainbow but I fucked it up. Eh, rainbow’s still a rainbow.

Also have a gnome she asked me to paint for her;

+ what she wants me to paint it as

Lastly a ceramic cow I paint for meself;

Named it McLovin. Its head is supposed to be moss.

#iago rambles#arts and crafts#painting#birdhouse#gnome#ceramics#ceramic cow
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Caretaker dealing with a more angry, combative whumpee. One that has destructive outbursts full of screaming and hyperventilating. All they can see is red. Angry at what whumper did to them. To the point Caretaker has to learn how to physically restrain them from further hurting themselves. Especially when whumpee turn their rage towards caretaker. They let a few swings hit but ultimately have to stop them. Holding their arms away from their body. Repeatedly apologizing as they do so.

Later cradling whumpee in their lap when they've finally exhausted themselves. Head tucked in caretaker's shoulder, hands clutching at their shirt. Begging caretaker to not leave them. 'I'll never leave you, just don't want you hurting yourself or me,' holding them just as tightly. 'You have every right to be angry at them. Whumper should've never laid a hand on you. You didn't deserve any of it.' Their voice was barely higher than a whisper.

#iago writes#whump#whumpblr#whump scenario#whump writing#whumpee x caretaker#caretaker#whumpee#mentioned whumper
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hawks and dabi both owning skzoo plushies

hawks has a full sized bbokari and was the one to gift dabi the small keychain puppym one that hangs from his belt loop

could also see hawks owning a foxi.ny one while dabi has a leebit one as alternates

was gonna assign the rest of the league a skzoo but I could only decide on which one toga would get

toga gets jiniret

#iago’s hcs#bnha#mha#my hero academia#skzoo#skz#bnha x skz#dabihawks#touya todoroki#dabi#keigo tamaki#hawks#toga himiko
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Like Mother, Like Son

Bakugou who's a full on mess when he realizes he likes Izuku. Turns out, he's exactly like his mom when it comes to romantic relationships. And poor Deku, he's confused because it seems as though a switch has been flipped. It's still the same insults but they seem more like backhanded compliments. He doesn't know if he can call what Bakugou yells at him insults anymore. Very mixed signals.

'Hey dipshit, I know you have two beautifully capable eye sockets! Now use them! I said 6'o clock, not 3!!'

'How many times have I told you to be more careful?! One of these days, you'll end up dead!'

'Oh c'mon, I know you're not that fucking weak!'

They all have an underlying tone of concern or care for him. An element that wasn't present even when they were kids. Before Kacchan gave Izuku that annoying nickname that only made him further want to prove himself. Izuku fully aware that Bakugou wouldn't give him an honest answer, instead went to Kirishima. If anyone knew why Kacchan was acting so weird, it'd be him.

‘Oh! You mean Katsuki’s big crush?’ Kirishima blurts out after letting Izuku ramble about his observations. ‘Yeah, he threatened to blow up my room if I ever said anything about it.’ Kirishima continued. Deku thought to himself, ‘that does sound like Kacchan.’ Quickly realizing that Bakugou admitted his crush to Kirishima by not refuting it. That his threat simply confirmed it.

'Why are you so out of it?' Bakugou barked after dealing with a week of Izuku stuck in limbo. 'What?'

'You've been sloppy. You don't even bother trying to dodge. You haven't been rambling about whoever it is' stupid quirk you're currently obsessed with. It's pissing me off, so what gives?'

'Do you like me? Like more than friends?'

'Shitty hair told you?! I swear when I get my hands on him--'

'Well...yes, but I like you too.' Izuku's eyes widened as Katsuki let out a tch sound. 'Ugh, I guess...would you like to go on a date then?'

'Uh, sure.'

#iago writes#not x reader#bakudeku#katsuki bakugou x izuku midoriya#katsuki bakugou#izuku midoriya#bnha#mha#my hero academia#fluff
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Some whump/whump-adjacent stuff I liked before knowing what whump is.

  • Most of Criminal Minds, specifically Spencer’s character. The Tobias Hankel storyline + the ep. where he gets anthrax. That and some of the unsubs. Then the one marionette episode that was of course directed by MGG. But also Penelope shooting the one guy to protect Spencer.
  • There was this one Dan & Phil fic on Wattpad where one of them gets the other flowers & places them as a table centerpiece; sweet peas. And the other has a panic attack, not cause of the flowers themselves but b/c a toxic ex used to call him sweet pea as a pet name. Think the fic was even called sweet pea.

[Edit; Found it again while looking for the clips to make into gifs.]

  • There was also this one book I read eons ago w/ an unreliable narrator where you're following her along, thinking she eats, sleeps, and breathes being a participant in experimental studies. But towards the end, it's revealed that she's in a psych ward as a mentally ill patient. All the studies you've been tagging along with as the reader was simply a form of psychosis for this character. I unfortunately don't remember the name of it.
  • I think the movie is Disturbia (2007) but basically the main guy’s on house arrest & is a peeping tom towards his neighbor. And through this, he also finds out that another neighbor is a murderer. But there’s this one chase scene towards the end that’s just ingrained in my memory.
  • The episode of Outlander where Roger is reliving the hanging as a form of ptsd and it's just a black and white silent film. And later on, Roger stops Ian from killing himself. Also that show is just chalk full of whump.
  • The tragedy that is Jinx & Viktor characters in arcane. When Jinx ties Silco and Vi up at the dinner table and is monologuing about how Silco wasn't the one to create Jinx—Vi was. + Jinx using the punching game that she used to watch Vi do all the time. When Viktor gets desperate and ends up injecting himself with shimmer.
#iago writes#whumpblr#whump#whumperflies#criminal minds#outlander#arcane#jinx#viktor#roger mackenzie#ian murray
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