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@confusedphaniel / confusedphaniel.tumblr.com

embrace the void and have the courage to exist
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wheyoun

imagine you are a cloned member of a slave race who got terminated and revived for no reason other than to get a “fresh perspective” on your research and this very wack experience is what pushed you over the edge to decry your gods and flee to freedom and when you’ve worked out an ok plan (you and some fellow scientists are being transported on a spaceship, then you wait until everyone falls asleep/the soldiers who don’t sleep aren’t looking and make a break for an emergency escape shuttle) and when you intend to do this you’re stopped by a colleague who noticed your weird behaviour and is threatening to narc on you so you fucking one shot kill them just absolutely fold them like an omelet before getting the fuck out of there (now with some metaphorical blood on your hands) but just before you get to the ship you’re stopped again by another scientist that you don’t really know but you think their name is gogurt and this time you just grab them by the face to shut them up before anyone hears either of you and drag them onto the ship so that they can’t run and snitch on you too and you take off as fast as fucking possible only to realize that you now have a captive/companion for this little road trip who you quickly figure out to be a total piece of shit who does not particularly want to be free because they don’t like responsibility or work or being a person so they sell you both out as soon as they can to the massive interplanetary power that’s currently at war with your former gods in exchange for being babied forever and now you’re stuck with them because along the way you developed a violent-nemeses-with-benefits situation that is so codependent that you cannot be physically separated lest your bodies begins to shrivel up and decompose. and also you both picked up swing dancing (weirdo freak version) but they don’t have a sense of aesthetics so you’re the entire creative backbone of the duo and you can’t abandon that because dance is your passion. this is what my oc maevith lives everyday.

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froody
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

The spiritual successor to Miette

Might I also add

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

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dualclock

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

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callmebliss

Can haz snackytreat

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This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

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I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

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last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:

so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.

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I draw my power both from strong female characters and the outraged pointless protests of sexists at their every appearance.

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Doctor Who Christmas Specials/New Years Specials in Order

The first link is the better quality link and the second is a backup! The good site I use only had some of the specials hahahaha. 

The Christmas Invasion:

The Runaway Bride: 

Voyage of the Damned: 

The Next Doctor: 

End of Time part one: 

End of Time part two:

A Christmas Carol: 

The Doctor, The Widow and the Wardrobe: 

The Snowmen: 

The Time Of The Doctor: 

Last Christmas: 

The Husbands Of River Song: 

The Return Of Doctor Mysterio: 

Twice Upon a Time: 

Resolution: 

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