i know you guys are all super into reclaiming slurs and stuff, but you can’t just go around calling random people faggots.

i’ve straight up seen lgbt people call other lgbt people faggots as an insult because they had an opinion they disagreed with. do you. like. hear yourself

you’re not cool and revolutionary, you’re just an asshole

lots of people are saying ‘yes, we can’t tell you apart from a homophobe when you do this’ and it’s important to note that you can’t tell because they’re being homophobic. being lgbt+ does not exempt you from bigotry

peace and love on faggot earth

Melinoë in Hades II

all's fair in love and war

Scream this is iconic….

[VIDEO ID: a twitter post by @toasty_xo responding to @destroynectar, linked is a video of a brunette caucasian man with glasses and facial hair. he has stitched a video of someone putting some sort of brown sponge inside a toilet, followed by a yellow scrub daddy, the cleaning person then puts green toilet cleaner, unknown green coloured cleaner, green dish soap, and white powdered bleach into a toilet to presumably clean it. the man on the left reacting to the video calls out how dangerous this concoction is.

a cut happens and opens up to a blonde woman eating and reacting to the same cleaning person repeating the same cleaning methods as the first video instead it's blue cleaners with no powered bleach. the blonde woman taps her phone making it jiggle, and angrily calls out the cleaner's bullshit. END ID:]

Video transcription 1: [in a monotone voice, sarcastic voice.] I'm dueting this until this woman permanently destroys her lungs with toxic gas, we got: ammonia based toilet cleaner- okay, AND that's bleach powder- okay, you've made mustard gas.

(cuts to another video)

Video transcription 2: your STILL FUCKING DOING THIS!? [munching noises] I'm trans now! that's how much fucking time has passed Since I last ratioed you! SHUT! THE! FUCK! UP! [audio cuts out before the last syllable is said.]

me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

Ok gamers kind of went off with custom emotes, that shit rules

[ID: Discord message: "you'll never guess what's happened. i've lost my hairbrush [pensive emoji]". custom emoji reaction of larry the cucumber. /end ID]

2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things

[ID: #enjoying even. End ID.]

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

kill me three times, this time loop fucking sucks

is 30s too late for a career change how to change careers how to become evil sorcerer evil sorcerer salaries evil sorceror indeed dot com

guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

the other day in BG3 i used karlach's superior strength to jump her up to a rafter and collect some loot, which would've been fine, except i'd forgotten to turn off group mode so astarion somehow followed her up there and got stuck. we left without him. i didn't even notice he was gone for a full half hour. was just like "wow it's real quiet around here all of a sudden." like leaving a baby at a service station

wyll: these woods are so peaceful. is anyone else feeling a strange sense of... wellbeing? tranquillity, even?

gale: yeah i know what you mean. it's like i had a nagging headache that suddenly just went away

karlach: (whips round) WE FORGOT ASTARION

(cut to astarion, 20 miles away, dangling from a rafter)

cannot stop saying "dude im always saying this" after a friend says the most highly specific never-before said sentence

straight up let’s hear it for dry humping!!! wooohoo dry humping!!!!

if you don’t think making someone cum in their jeans on the couch is hot idk what to tell you man.