"My child is fine,"

Your child googles when electricity was invented so her daydream universe set in the 1800s is historically accurate

According to my brother, the camera operators are told in advance when they're going to be cut to or at least given a heads-up, so this guy assumed he was safe to use his camera basically as a pair of binoculars bc he wasn't supposed to get the focus. But the person who was switching between camera feeds accidentally cut to his camera by mistake instead of the one that was supposed to be filming, so they ended up televising what was supposed to me one man's private cockroach observation moment.

thank you to our troops (girls who like to braid other girls hair)

there's a lady on the train knitting so aggressively and quickly that her needles clack like some sort of cartoon character and I am super intimidated

she smashed out a shawl in like 35 minutes and now she’s aggressively eating a sandwich. i cant

that sandwich is gone. packet of chips? gone. fuel for the knitting machine that she is. she’s at it again

Fun fact: this is actually my cat 😂 I posted him on Reddit a couple weeks ago and now I’m finding him on random social media pages

me protecting my friends when I see ugly guys looking at them

when ppl ask why i'm nice to the low-wage workers

Bro

from @BricePaterik on twitter

This is how far into the earth humans have dug so far.

perspective

oh my god

What the fuck

Trump can’t even insult him correctly this is so funny