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notyourjamie
Brilliant! You bring the wine and comfy blankets, I’ll bring the rope and ball gag. It’s gonna be so nice.
SO nice.
Good, even.
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Where are you, you avocado lovin’ bitch?
Come out, come out wherever you are, @notyourjamie
notyourjamie
Who are you calling a bitch? Certainly not me. I’m a hustla, baby.
New phone who dis?
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OH. MY. FUCKING. GODS. I’M IN. I’M IN. I’M IN.
Does it feel good, baby?
So good.
Tell me something, beautiful - did you miss me?
No.
Where are you, you avocado lovin’ bitch?
Come out, come out wherever you are, @notyourjamie
Anonymous asked:
blog music is terrible specifically your blog music
Nonny,
Lack of basic grammar and punctuation is terrible. The state of our world today is terrible. Fucking KIWI is terrible. Kesha, on the other hand, is beautiful and perfect and you can go to hell.
xoxo
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We literally own the Avocado tags.
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Touch my bunny, @dietmalfoy.
Oh, I’ll touch more than your bunny.
notyourjamie
Nah, my bunny gets jealous. Touch my bunny and only my bunny. Touch nothing else.
I touch what I want, you’re not the boss of me.
OH, wait...
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Touch my bunny, @dietmalfoy.
Oh, I'll touch more than your bunny.
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i know it’s hard i know we’ve got something that money can’t buy fighting to fix, biting your lip lovin’ too late in the night
tell me i’m too crazy you can’t tame me, can’t tame me tell me i have changed but i’m the same me old same me, inside if you don’t like the way i talk, then why am i on your mind? if you don’t like the way i walk, then finish your glass of wine we fight and we argue, you still love me blind if we don’t fuck this whole thing up, guarantee i can blow your mind mwah!
You stop this right now.
notyourjamie
Never.
Tonight I’m alive in a dollar sign guaranteed I can blow your mind. Mwah!
You better be naked in the next picture then.
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i know it’s hard i know we’ve got something that money can’t buy fighting to fix, biting your lip lovin’ too late in the night
tell me i’m too crazy you can’t tame me, can’t tame me tell me i have changed but i’m the same me old same me, inside if you don’t like the way i talk, then why am i on your mind? if you don’t like the way i walk, then finish your glass of wine we fight and we argue, you still love me blind if we don’t fuck this whole thing up, guarantee i can blow your mind mwah!
You stop this right now.
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Anonymous asked:
You are so fucking hot.
Thanks, Jamie.
Mwuah.
xo
notyourjamie
Do you really think I’d be so insensitive as to go grey-face? Cultural appropriation much? You should Fucking respect grey people.
I don’t do anonymous. I’m famous.
Good point.
You're much to full of yourself to ever be a non.
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He calls me the devil I make him wanna sin Every time I knock, he can’t help but let me in Must be homesick for the real I’m the realest it gets You probably still adore me With my hands around your neck Can you feel the warmth, yeah ‘Cause my kiss goes down you like some sweet alcohol Where I’m coming from, yeah Is a darker side of me that makes you feel so numb 'Cause we’re hot like hell Does it burn when I’m not there? When you’re by yourself Am I the answer to your prayers I’m giving you the pleasure of heaven And I’ll give it to you Hotter than hell
Anonymous asked:
hey did you know lucky blue smith is a trump supporter
From the boss:
Lucky Blue Smith can be whatever the fuck he wants to be, I dgaf. I use his face, not his belief systems.
Ta.
Anonymous asked:
Who is your face claim?
Goodbye.
Anonymous asked:
You are so fucking hot.
Thanks, Jamie.
Mwuah.
xo