MY DEAR SUCCULENTS I HOPE THIS LETTER FINDS YOU WELL I THINK ABOUT YOU OFTEN AND I KNOW THAT ONE DAY YOU WILL BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THE REASON FOR THIS YOU WILL COME TO UNDERSTAND WHY I HAD TO LET YOU GO I DID WHAT WAS NECESSARY TO ENSURE YOU WOULD NOT FALL VICTIM TO THE METAPHORICAL AMERICAN HEALTHCARE SYSTEM EXISTENCE IS PAIN AND WE ARE ALL SUFFERING BUT YOU WERE NOT READY FOR THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH
Uh... what?