who else just wants to go absolutely wild and bake some cookies with a pretty girl?? go nuclear and make some tea?? absolutely lose their fucking mind and curl up under a blanket??
*Playing Owl City*
My mom: Is that the Owl people?
Me: It’s just one guy.
My mom: Then how is he a “city”?
Valid question mommy, valid question.
Drawwcula. (via monkandbean)
29. Hideo speaks quite a few languages. Apart from the obvious Japanese and English, he can speak French, Italian and a touch of Korean (just ‘No, I’m not in a K-Pop Band’).
Me: I love this character, they are my precious baby, have never done anything wrong, I love them and would die—
Marie Lu:
I cannot believe Marie Lu made me fall in love with Hideo Tanaka and his relationship with Emika, only for him to turn out to be the asshole that wants to enslave mankind
you know what i’m here for? hideo tanaka rolling his fancy and probabky expensive dress shirts up to the elbows
hideo tanaka falling in love with emika and breaking down his barriers
HIDEO TANAKA HAVING A CORGI
hideo tanaka having a post british accent
hideo tanaka cooking for his parents
you know what i’m not here for? hideo tanaka wanting to enslave mankind
- Hideo Tanaka (Warcross)
You could say Hideo is hideously handsome.
vixx: a summary
this is pure cancer. do not listen to anything im about to say because it’s all garbage (but it’s more than likely true okay they some weird muffins)
cha hakyeon
- mom friend™
- lowkey wants to kill his children
- talented at everything
- husband material
- “you’re doing amazing, sweetie”
- petty af
- extra
- can move his hips in unholy ways
- HE’S NOT FEMININE HE’S SENSUAL THERE’S A DIFFERENCE
- needs a vacation
- scared of everything
- secretly a kinky fuck
jung taekwoon
- doesn’t give a shit
- actual grandpa
- wants like twenty dogs, eleven cats, a pig, and a small army of children
- needs to stop drinking so much coffee
- highkey done with sanghyuk
- will be the best goddamn dad in the whole world
- will kidnap your baby
- or your dog
- sits like a queen™
- acts like everyone is annoying, but really it’s him
- daddy long legs
- looks like a hamster when he eats
lee jaehwan
- literal ray of sunshine
- his cuteness can make you vomit
- sappy af
- high notes make me bust a nut
- deserves the world
- needs to stop
- weird
- also can be hella rude
- his favourite actress is usher
- eats his cereal in a wardrobe
- doesn’t know how to act right
- the closer era was his best fucking fight me binch
kim wonshik
- sounds like a garbage truck
- ball of fluff
- also highkey a rude piece of shit
- dirty minded af
- needs a shower
- sleeps like the dead
- is he asleep or is he dead you’ll never know unless he’s snoring
- kinda gay
#raken - his dog is cuter than him
- low pain tolerance
- scared of bugs (even ones that can’t hurt you)
- looks like a Korean ryan gosling (he’s more beautiful than ryan fight me binch)
lee hongbin
- everything that comes out of his mouth is pure acid
- cringe king
- needs to look in a mirror
- cocky shit when he plays overwatch
- lowkey a serial killer
- id let him step on me
- DIMPLES
- too far up park hyoshin’s ass
- ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
- secretly plotting to kill everyone
- “im a bean so I dressed in green”
- would sell you to satan for one cornchip
han sanghyuk
- stop
- please
- has surpassed the other members
- throws everyone (especially taekwoon) around like a ragdoll
- likes to establish dominance
- lowkey a furry
- watches too much anime
- lil shit
- probably on steroids
- needs to shut the fuck up and drink his milk (won’t because he’s lactose intolerant)
- definitely has a stash of weird porn somewhere (mostly hentai)
- highkey fine af, but also highkey still a child
a chaos without their mom.
Leo still finds you silly and cute 😂
향 s c e n t i s t [teaser]
the crimes of grindelwald
- stole a freddo from tesco once
- pirated movies
- called dumbledore a ‘mean meanybeard’
- cut the tags off a mattress
- also literal genocide