I was meant to be a character in a low budget horror movie in 2005 wearing a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt to signify to the audience that I am an enjoyer of music

David Cronenberg and Clive Barker

Who are the dudes holding them?

Stephen King and Jerry Seinfeld

love wins ❤️

DAD® mode activated

Barba v Carisi

once a trailer for the obi wan show comes out it’s over for me

he’s a little tired

indoor cat who’s body temperature is super self regulated by their fur and who is absolutely warm and fine:

me: you look cold  do you need a blanket? need a blankey ? hm? 

PASCAL: My first audition was for Primal Fear (1996). Do you remember that movie? With Edward Norton.
 PAULSON: I remember you auditioning for it. I remember you telling me all about it.
 PASCAL: I was totally in over my head. I auditioned for that in New York and then I went to L.A. for it. I didn’t get it and was unemployed for about 10 years.

HOT WOMEN IN YOUR AREA WANT TO GO MUSHROOM FORAGING WITH YOU

Kick me UNDER THE TABLE all you want I won’t shut up

being in your early twenties is like [grocery shopping alone] [having instant noodles for dinner] [remembering random details about that one friend you haven't spoken to in five years] [feeling overwhelming guilt for every purchase that isn't strictly "necessary"] [having midday naps] [finding out through facebook that the girl who was mean to you in high school has a husband and a baby] [falling a little in love with every stranger on public transport] [pretending you're not afraid of being alone] [wondering when you'll feel like a fully realized person] [listening to bands you liked in middle school] [blinking and it's suddenly december] [failing to imagine yourself ten years from now] [feeling like you're running out of time]

PACIFIC RIM (2013) dir. Guillermo del Toro

Would you kiss an ancient forest spirit?

○ yes

○ yes

○ super yes

Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs; Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers’ eyes; Being vexed a sea nourish’d with loving tears: What is it else? a madness most discreet, A choking gall, and a preserving sweet.

A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.