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⟶ 𝑠𝑢𝑚𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑦:〝 the last thing you expect to discover on your fourth anniversary is your fiance’s infidelity. the last thing you expect to do on your fourth anniversary is fuck a handsome stranger in the middle of a bar. 〞infidelity au. rich kids au. bdsm au. secret affair au. strangers 2 lovers au. arranged marriage au.

❥ 𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔: namjoon x reader

❥ 𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑟𝑒: angst ∝ fluff ∝ smut

❥ 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡: 21k

⟶ 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠: accidental voyeurism, cheating, mentions/minor depictions of alcohol consumption, mentions of alcohol, infidelity, heavy bdsm themes, sir kink, power dynamics, dom!namjoon, sub!reader, first-time submission, big cock!namjoon, praise, degradation, panty-sniffing, public sex, exhibitionism, teasing, marking, biting, dirty talk, fingering, spanking, mentions of sexual punishment, masochism, cheating sex… obviously, corruption kink, humiliation, orgasm control, edging, orgasm denial, crying, begging, finger sucking, cum tasting, bruising, light choking, thigh riding, nipple/breast play, slight nipple torture, wet and messy, ruined orgasm, unprotected sex, grinding, once again namjoon is h u g e; hung like a horse; absolutely monstrous, deep dicking, multiple orgasms, overstimulation, rough n hard sex amen, voyeurism, squirting, creampie, minor cumplay, panty-stealing,

➵ 𝑎/𝑛: this was supposed to go up for my birthday on monday but I couldn’t finish it in time 😭 so have it NOW! happy solvember!!!

⏤ thank you to my loves @yeoldontknow and @amourtae for letting me yell at this fic to them but also helping me on some plot points, and ofc, also beta reading for me! and thank you to @ressjeon​, @chemicalpink, @sunshinejunghoseokie, and @nightshadevinter for beta reading as well!! 💖

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One unassuming evening, you step into Nagwon Gallery. The building is completely deserted, the exhibits having closed to the public two hours ago. Even the gallery’s staff had long since returned home, with only the security guards still loitering, ensuring that the art was safe. Darkened showrooms greet you, large shadows looming in inky corners contrasted only by dimly lit spotlights that shine upon the art, while intermittent wall washers illuminate the pathway throughout the museum. Within the adumbral chambers, the gold frames of the artwork are emphasised, drawing attention to the paintings displayed against the deep russet walls whilst highlighting their elegance.

Nonetheless, you’re not here to appreciate the beauty of the artwork. No, you’re here for one reason and one reason only.

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A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

A++ addition

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

I LOVE THIS

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

…perfect

I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect

THE ORIGINAL POST HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY

Oh my god I would watch/read the hell out of this shit

A female assassin kills her marks by seducing their wives and convincing them to murder their husbands.

You’ve decided to sell your soul for immortality, since its cheaper than health insurance.

A demon writes messages on your mirror in blood, but they’re useful messages, things like “Don’t forget you have yoga at 2” or “You’re out of milk”.

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Because people aren’t perfect. People make mistakes. Sometimes they react first and think later. Sometimes circumstances are less than ideal, but good things come from it anyway.

01.  we were set up on a blind date but it went horribly, so now you message me every time you have a good date because you think your tips will help me in the future, you ass 02.  I bought a house three months ago but I’m finally moving in and discover you’ve been squatting because you’re homeless 03.  you’re drunk in the department store I manage and you keep yelling at other customers so please come into my office while I call the cops 04.  I organize a petition to get you, the ceo, to live off of my wage for three months and since it’s getting media attention, your PR manager suggests you accept the challenge and you keep coming into my department to ask me how to do things 05.  I’m a pro-athlete at a press conference and I make a comment to my buddy about you because I forgot my mic was on 06.  in a moment of stupidity, I keyed what I thought was my ex’s car only to be surprised when you come screaming towards me 07.  I’m assigned to write a piece rounding up all the bad press that you, a famous celebrity, have been getting and you show up in my office and demand me to write a retraction and get the ‘real’ story 08.  I wrote my crush a note except I started it with ‘dear you’ and my friend stuck it into the wrong locker and now you think I have a crush on you 09. we’re strangers who meet at a bar, get drunk, and wake up to announcements of our new engagement all over our social media - what did we do??? 10.  you’ve been breaking into my car to sleep at night and I’ve let it slide because it’s been cold out but I have a date and I need you to find somewhere else (fine, go in my house/garage, I don’t care, you’re not messing this date up for me) 11.  my old dealer is moving to be with his boyfriend, so he hooks me up with you and you refuse to sell to me because I cut in front of you in line one time YEARS ago and I’m not even sure that it was me. this is ridiculous 12.  I’m working at the cash and when I ask you how your day is going, you tell me that it’s the anniversary of [something horrible] and I don’t know what to do with that information so I accidentally blurt “well hope it’s a good one!” when saying goodbye  13.  we make contact before trying to steal the last seat on the subway/bus/train and I end up in your lap and fuck you, I’m going to stay here because I’ve had a really long day and this seat was mine 14.  you caught me doing something a few weeks ago but didn’t report me and now you’re trying to blackmail me into secretly tutoring you even though you and your friends have always been assholes, no I don’t ‘owe’ you 15.  I step out of the bathroom and right into the middle of a bar fight and you punch me accidentally so I punch back on instinct

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Even though you are the most powerful evil being in the world, being evil just isn’t fun anymore. However, your new hobby in testing and reviewing the dungeons and lairs of some lesser known evils has proven quite entertaining, and actually some of them really stand out.

You are a marriage counselor and your first clients are history’s most infamous couple. No not Romeo and Juliet but Zeus and Hera

One day you wake up with 30 dollars and a note that says “For Rent”. The thing is you aren’t renting out the place. The next day you see a spider and right before you kill it you hear it say, “Please i paid my rent don’t kill me”.