BETH AD ASTRA

Me at the start of every Mass Effect campaign:

VS.

Me at the end of every Mass Effect campaign:

Nothing awakens the sleeper agent in me quite like the main menus for Mass Effect 😌

Tonight's DnD session was batshit insane.

My sweet, timid, cowardly little elf sorcerer, who is afflicted with wild magic surge...

Managed not only to get caught up in a fight/melee with a mind flayer 🐙

But ALSO rolled the ability to reincarnate upon death during the fight

And promptly had her skull crushed up by the flayer ☠️☠️☠️

And she reincarnated by the roll of the dice as a TIEFLING 👹

AND she killed said mind flayer with the magic equivalent of a nuke ✨

My girl was forcibly given Main Character Energy 😭😭😭

I broke my leg/ankle and had emergency surgery last week. (Everything went well!) The worst part?

I wasn't even doing any of my high-risk hobbies when I broke my leg!!! Just slipped down some stairs between fucking chores, and boom, Granola Ankle 😭

This is further evidence that chores are evil and should not be done lest you further risk life and limb

You ever get so sick a single cough blows out your back??

Zero stars

Do not recommend

my scrivener app is broken

can't create or edit anything

time to migrate everything and cry on the floor 🙂🙂🙂