@patt-off / patt-off.tumblr.com
I don’t use tumblr anymore I just occasionally open the app to reblog photos of the hot elderly british men that reside in my brain so don’t except much
But if u want regular silly guy thoughts u can follow me on Twitter @ deathontwogays
anerican choese
Made the worst brownies ever created just now
Chat where did I go wrong
I love Reddit sometimes.
i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.
reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.
reblog for something t4t to happen to you this autumn.
reblog for something t4t to happen to you this winter
reblog for something t4t to happen to you this spring
‼️‼️reblog for something t4t to happen to you forever ‼️‼️
Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
OP which clinics have evil penises
OP please
OP we need to know
OP please
sticking his finger fully into his hot coffee just to feel something
Trad man got the Tie Seatbelt and the Cue Ball Gear Shift That Doesn't Move
When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later
Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story from ye olden days because I am tumblr elderly. I used to DJ for a radio station. I played records and CDs and we had station IDs from bands on 8 track cartes. People would call me asking what songs were–but they had to mumble, sing, or play the song on an instrument. I had someone call me to ask what Smells Like Teen Spirit was when it was a single. They played it on an accordion. I forgot about it until a moment ago when I saw this post.
They played it on an accordion
Bro I think you met Weird Al
More women
Thank god they decided to make more
But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene
Never gonna be normal about I-Spy books <3
