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I Think I'm Funny

@chamomile-yellow / chamomile-yellow.tumblr.com

Miranda
21 y o lesbian
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cool-dad
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ursulaklegun
Anonymous asked:

your portrayal of mpreg jesus is seriously laughable. you really think he would suddenly start developing seahorse mannerisms as early as in the first trimester? give me a break. everyone knows you're just projecting because youre a furry. can't wait to read the next chapter though! :)

ursulaklegun answered:

Congratulations! this is the funniest ask I’ve ever received. Please don’t tell me what seahorse mannerisms are

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sylferino

going to the grocery store when youre 20 makes your receipt look like this:

  • item 1                            1.94
  • item 2                            1.94
  • item 3                            0.50
  • item 4                            0.32
  • item 5                            1.00
  • item 6                            1.00
  • item 7                            0.72
  • item 8                            0.69
  • item 9                            2.00
  • item 10                          5.87
  • item 11                          1.00
  • item 12                          1.36

subtotal:                                 18.34

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sylferino
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and you think about the $5 one for the rest of the day

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prokopetz

Cooking Personality Test - the recipe you’re making calls for six ounces of tomato paste, but you can only get tomato paste in 5.5oz cans. You:

  • Crack open a second can and skim 10% off the top
  • Use one can and adjust the proportions of everything else accordingly
  • Use one can and don’t adjust the rest because it’s really not that critical
  • Find the least common multiple between 5.5 and 6 and make eleven batches at once
  • Give up and order pizza
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cool-dad
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gaycism

Are there gay bugs?

he performed this when he came to my school and that shit was funny as fuck especially because a lot of the audience was LGBT ppl and we like Got It he’s so ridiculous

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kiyokospeaks

He’s also the guy who uses his twitter verification to pose as people and tweet ridiculous shit ie.

Iconic

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queerukuleleplayer

whats agriculture

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xtec

THIS

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the-most-beautiful-duwang

I showed this to my boyfriend and he sprinted to the cupboard and pulled this out

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the-vape-store

Wild when you know that celestial seasonings is run by a eugenics cult who believe Adam and Eve were aliens meant to eradicate all the dark races.

W H A T ?!

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afronerdism
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