I Am Not a Fetus.

よつばと! (Yotsuba&!), Kiyohiko Azuma

To understand what's going on here, know these things:

It's absurd and horrifying at the same time.

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

HE SITS

ITS BACK

OH GOD

THE BEST POST ON THIS WEBSITE

that look when he sat tho.

“the fuck is wrong with this fuckin flower??”

I’m an “I do not like children” person but not an “I hate children” person. I do not want a child. I do not particularly like being in the company of small children. I am not interested in babysitting. I do not think society’s view on procreating being necessary to fulfill one’s life is healthy. But I think kids are people too and they deserve all the resources, time and attention they need to successfully grow. I think the welfare of children is fundamental to society. I smile at babies in public. I try to be sympathetic if a child is having a meltdown in public. I think being cruel to children is one of the worst things a human can do.

This puts me in a strange middle ground because I absolutely cannot get along with the “I love babies, I need to have kids, my kids are my world, having children is sooo beautiful, the world should cater to children always” crowd or the “I think children are like disgusting little rats, I hate them, they’re subhuman” crowd.

This person's dad is the only person in the world who watches sports correctly

their dad would do numbers on tumblr

[ *Shocked silence*

*Bewildered silence*

"Uh...

I'm just Welsh..." ]

MY FAVOURITE TIKTOK OF ALL TIME

my mom was sent to speech therapy when she was a kid several times. when she lived in Massachusetts, people thought her Pennsylvanian accent was a speech impediment. then when she moved back to Pennsylvania, people thought her Massachusetts accent was a speech impediment. just a really funny story she told me a while back

obviously i love jhutch and im usually very quick to defend his overly enthusiastic allyship in the 2010s because a) i do genuinely think he cares about lgbt rights and b) i was in highschool in the 2010s, i remember how huge it was for a famous person to be even slightly supportive of lgbt people, let alone doing actual charity work

but some of the things he said were unfortunately extremely funny in hindsight

this is where our daughter or our gay son will sleep

also this absolutely isnt his fault but when he was like "i hope one day the lgbt advocacy group i co-founded isn't needed anymore :)" and for some reason every website in the world used this fucking headline?

how?? just how?

@jooshthepunished

this too shall pass

HURRY UP

Coach Fall/Winter 2024.25

so i was thinking about carrot and some film gold outfits

we're from new Yarkk. we eat da pizza. fack yeww

missing scene.

i saw promare yesterday…. so here’s an homage to a classic

so i bought another garf on ebay and i got a very kind message from the seller detailing when they're sending him and the protective packaging he'll be in

and the photo they added is sending me

HE IS HERE

HE IS OUT OF CONTAINMENT

HE IS BACK IN CONTAINMENT (BAKING SODA) BECAUSE HE SMELLS LIKE SMOKE :(

HAVING A RELAXING VINEGAR BATH :)

(I AM IN SENSORY HELL)

ah lads it's been a real sensory struggle with my sweet stinky garf, first cigarette smoke, now a very strong disinfectant smell 😔

we may have lost the battle

BUT WE DIDN'T LOSE THE FUCKING WAR SAY HELLO TO BIG GARF!

Garf shelf

Garf shelf 2: Apartment Boogaloo

not to make a long post even longer

but I got a cute little garf phone pin on Etsy awhile ago

And guess what

NOW I GOT THE REAL THING TOO SAY HELLO TO GARF PHONE!

Garf shelf 3: Yippee!

Garf shelf 4: You Bet Your Ass There's More

Garf shelf 5: He's Just a Little Guy!

Garf shelf 6: BEHOLD it

Garf shelf 7: WELCOME TO HEAVEN

Garf shelf 7.1: Mini Pumpkin Fun

Garf shelf 8: Life is Great!

Garf shelf 9: I'M RUNNING OUT OF RHYMES