why is this so funny
“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”
Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.
Me getting slammed with notifications on this post in particular:
:)
I used to love going to San Diego for Comic Con by train. I’d start in Chicago, take a train that would take two or three days of bimbling through lower Illinois and Texas and New Mexico and I’d get to LA and then a commuter train to San Diego. I’d meet thousands of people in San Diego and then I’d get on the train in LA and go up the coast and then head East and spend another day or two decompressing until I got off in Minneapolis St Paul. It was the best time of the year. Sometimes I’d write and sometimes I’d stare out of the window.
I legit would love a massive long nonstop train ride like that. I’d just sit by the window and read a book as I watch the world pass by.
im sure marijuana is addictive in some form just as almost anything can potentially be but whenever someone talks about being addicted to weed the same way you get addicted to like heroin i think reagan’s corpse cums in his pants in his coffin
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone...
Favorite ship dynamic
Exactly
Made these two portraits for the 35th anniversary of The Next Generation.
them 😭
Dune (1984)
That's the kind of offer you accept. And then you wear it with pride.
Everyone on this website needs the Lord.
Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair
"open in app" links that pop up in the app as well
Actually "open in app" link popups that don't let you click off to just USE the BROWSER
I'm just going to leave this here, because this woman said what I've been trying to articulate for ages much more effectively and succinctly than I've been able to
Susanna Hoffs & Molly Ringwald at KROQ, 1985, by Dianne Carter
The free market does not have an invisible hand. Social necessities are made scarce, then monetized by private equity.
The free market is self-interest. End of story.