Take Care.

Psyduck goes to therapy.

gay male shepard’s trying to avoid triggering the liara romance in mass effect 1

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone

the children yearn for the mines

i had to go in a gas station in the middle of nowhere to pee and this is their monster energy display

now realizing my username makes it seem like this is like . what i do as a hobby. use the bathroom in random gas stations all over the place

i hope whoever created tiramisu got slopped crazy style for the rest of their life

“miss piggy could do better than kermit” and you know what? she probably could! miss piggy is a catch. she’s a businesswoman, supermodel, actor, singer, she knows fucking karate. she’s extraordinarily by all counts. anyone would be happy to have her. but you know what. kermit makes her happy. kermit plays straight man to all of her hilarious endevours. kermit loves her. and she loves kermit. she doesn’t WANT better. she wants KERMIT.

we need to respect a beautiful womans choice to have the most wonderful cringefail husband in the world. ok.

@cyphart

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"