what the fuck are you trying to sell me
has this been done
BUTT-ASS NAKED, CLARK!??!
IN THE MIDDLE OF COLORADO!?!?!
Wait--hold on I just thought of something--
NEW COMMISSIONS POST....
email me at quibblette@yahoo.com for questions and character details!!! πi have no commission slots, i just go hamπ»
payment is upfront after I send you sketches, and base prices go like this (USD only):
- icons/portraits: $40
- half body: $55
- full body: $70
backgrounds: base price is +50 dollars, but varies in complexity- i can negotiate that price if the background is very simple
PLEASE PROVIDE REFERENCES! Even if your character has never been drawn before, send outfit refs/face claims. thanks! I can adjust for you if you have a budget!
its not a trend
unfortunately despite my snapbacks and muscle tanks i'm still just butch in the sense that i should be voiced by tom kenny. i'm not a johnny bravo butch, i'm johnny's out-of-shape nerd friend. no i can't fix your car i don't even know what i'm looking at here. yes i'm wearing my keys on a carabiner but it also has my library card and a world of warcraft keychain. do you want to go to the arcade? there's a bar there. no i don't drink i'm just gonna get a grape soda
Okay but can we see the keychain
behold the carabiner of a butch who doesn't really need all that much utility in her day to day