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@jestershark / jestershark.tumblr.com

jess. she/her. lesbian. tired. mostly a fallout blog at this point. trans lives matter, black lives matter.
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You can't wash these things in a normal car wash because of two things: one is their absolute LOVE of corroding if faced with anything but the purest of conditions. Harsh cleaners and even hot water are not recommended. The second is that the special "Car Wash Mode" (I can feel my brain dissolving itself) is needed to stop water getting into the fucking car.

As for sunlight...

Washing the car in direct sunlight can cause staining [Source 1] -although "don't wash in direct sunlight" is relatively common advice to avoid soap stains on most cars, if you care about that sort of thing.

However, most cars don't have an unpainted stainless steel exterior.... So Cybertrucks, like the extra special little shits they are, come with some additional risks when washing in the sun.

See, one reason unpainted stainless steel isn't generally used for car exteriors is that it heats up quick. Soap staining is frankly the what can happen at best.

At medium, washing in the sun can cause the metal to corrode (this is NOT common for cars, and is also a problem if you're driving your cybertruck in the rain. The rain can corrode it in a matter of days. To which I say: LMAO) [Source 2, Source 3].

At worst, this can cause burns. If you. You know. Touch the car at any point in order to wash it. This has not yet happened as far as I can find, but stainless steel can reach temperatures significantly higher than the ambient air temp in direct sunlight. For higher temperatures or more prolonged exposure, this can mean temperatures capable of burning skin - above around 43-44°C / 109.4-111.2 °F. It wouldn't surprise me if the untreated, unpainted stainless steel exterior of these things ends up burning someone who put their hands on it on a hot summer afternoon. After all, we haven't seen an American summer with these things available to the public yet.

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I just discovered foodtimeline.org, which is exactly what it sounds like: centuries worth of information about FOOD.  If you are writing something historical and you want a starting point for figuring out what people should be eating, this might be a good place?

CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY

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badmadwolf

this is awesome but the original link just turned into a redirect loop for me, here it is again (x)

OH HELLO

No more potatoes in medieval novels!

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brigwife
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the most annoying thing jj abrams has ever done is choose benedict cumberbatch to play khan bitch why did you do that. only thing convincingly khan about that man is being a eugenics experiment hes fucking BORING

every time he does that evil snarl face its supposed to be haunting or wte and im just here like u look like the boy in my school who used to say he had an idetic memory to gaslight people

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funnywormz

in "a stitch in time" garak mentions that bashir prescribed him Special medication for his mental issues which is tailored to his specific brain chemistry and is made specially by bashir Just For Him. but i like to think that bashir literally just put garak on prozac but told him that it was Special Garak Meds just so he would take it. it's literally just prozac though.

it's like trying to get a dog to eat a pill by wrapping it in cheese. but garak is the dog and the cheese is his ego

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tgraywrites

JK Rowling has used her billionaire legal team to silence a Jewish woman for telling the truth about her contempt for trans victims of the Holocaust.

Scotland’s network of “freedom of speech” organisations, as per usual, have nothing to say about the use of wealth to gag critics of the wealthy.

However fast they race to condemn the LGBT+ community for saying the names of those who harm us. Statements at the ready to insist that transphobes no one wants to work with anymore must be given every possible opportunity to gain from their bigotry.

But it's not the billionaires who are being silenced, as our media breathlessly echo their every hateful proclamation.

It's journalists and activists forced to publicly humiliate themselves under the weight and the threat of billionaire legal teams or be driven into destitution.

We deserve better. Freedom of speech needs to mean something

The Streisand Effect strikes

This will swiftly become one of the primary things JK Rowling is remembered for. Trying to erase crimes of the Holocaust against trans people and then silencing Jewish journalists for calling her out.

With your help we can make sure JK Rowling is known as a Holocaust denier first, author of mediocre children's books second

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Pretend, for example, that you were born in Chicago and have never had the remotest desire to visit Hong Kong, which is only a name on a map for you; pretend that some convulsion, sometimes called accident, throws you into connection with a man or a woman who lives in Hong Kong; and that you fall in love. Hong Kong will immediately cease to be a name and become the center of your life. And you may never know how many people live in Hong Kong. But you will know that one man or one woman lives there without whom you cannot live. And this is how our lives are changed, and this is how we are redeemed.

What a journey this life is! Dependent, entirely, on things unseen. If your lover lives in Hong Kong and cannot get to Chicago, it will be necessary for you to go to Hong Kong. Perhaps you will spend your life there, and never see Chicago again. And you will, I assure you, as long as space and time divide you from anyone you love, discover a great deal about shipping routes, airlines, earth quake, famine, disease, and war. And you will always know what time it is in Hong Kong, for you love someone who lives there. And love will simply have no choice but to go into battle with space and time and, furthermore, to win.

—James Baldwin, The Price of the Ticket

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katieaki

This is NOT cannibalism fetish content !! It’s REGULAR LESBIAN EROTICA, she just HAPPENS TO BE A CANNIBAL !!

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this is my cursed jug i have that bleeds when you pour water in it. 

we’ve done this ten, twenty times now to no apparent change?

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medusamori

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I’m 100% certain this is glaze fuckery but the delivery of “it’s bleeding!  It’s possessed.” is absolutely the best thing

Bad paint?

That’s a Time Bomb/Biohazard!!!

The glaze on the inside and outside of the Jug has developed cracks which when the Water is added causes the darker red clay under the white glaze to absorb the water. This in turn makes the Jug “Sweat” or “Bleed”. But it also compromises the integrity of the Jug as the Clay inside is becoming soggy as it absorbs the water. It’s also a breeding ground for Bacteria and Mold as the Clay can’t properly dry inside the glaze.

So it’s either going to fall apart and shatter into a bizillion little pieces.

Or it’s going to become a rancid smelling object that would Poison anything that Drinks/Absorbs the water put inside it.

So it’s cursed

But like

Scientifically cursed

Most curses are science we don’t understand

“most curses are science we don’t understand” woah ok there pal there’s no need to crash through half my reality and light it on fire like calm down

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