• sirius could own a flower shop of course or maybe be a chef? DADDY DAYCARE???? hgskgdjsksl
• lmao imagine him getting lancelot and harr to help out at the daycare cuz they owe him a favor 😂
• Sirius: “Why is this kid running around with a diaper on his head?”
• Harr: “I didn’t know where to put it.”
• Sirius: “What do you have in your hand?”
• Kid: “A knife!”
• Sirius: “NOOO!”
• Lancelot: “Oh my god, why does he have a knife?”
• lance and harr, uhm you guys are supposed to be helping watch the kids
• since it’s canon that jonah’s a good singer i’m gonna go with my au and say he can be a musical actor
• or or or i kinda wanna see him as a grade school teacher. that would be so cute omg
• lancelot is the new ceo to the family conglomerate having taken his father’s place. they own the company jonah’s signed onto. they also own the “Madison Square Garden” of cradle
• luka could be a chef and gift the world with his food 💕 he’d open up his own little restaurant!
• professional violinist? but then he’s mentioned before that he didn’t like taking classes he didn’t want to take in jonah’s route? so maybe no even though he’s good at playing
• seth could be a hairdresser or makeup artist or celebrity stylist? Celeb Stylist by Day, Secret Agent by Night
• ray and loki are gonna be coworkers at a cat cafe and maybe loki’s working on becoming a vet
• ray’s gonna be a cat dad and have 162783940 cats living with him
• what can harr have a career in? i don’t really remember anything from loki’s route
• what if he was a high school dropout, but one day saves loki on the street. harr becomes a father! and then when he notices loki’s love for cats, he saves up enough money to open a cat cafe because he’s such a DAD and just wants to make his son happy
• what else could kyle be other than a doctor? pharmacist? healthcare admin? WAIT imagine having kyle as your therapist
• “I don’t know about getting advice from a guy who gets hungover everyday…”
• “Hey wanna go play some laser tag? Whoever loses has to drink a whole case of beer.”
• fenrir.as.a.police.officer.
• MC: *walks out of a clothing store*
• Fenrir: Hello Miss, that’s a pretty big bag there. Does it happen to hold your phone number in it as well?“
• HGSJFHKSLKAGTPDBJA
• fenrir’s gonna be my ducking life coach ok? ok 👌
• or he can be a pro athlete or a hot young gym coach
• can he be my professional trainer? i’d exercise
• oliver’s gonna invent something that saves the whole world and wins a nobel prize 👍 or whatever would be the equivalent in cradle
• oliver as a tea master. Master of the Art of Tea(se)
• i’m gonna have edgar own a candy store and zero’s one of his part time employees trying to pay for school
• poor thing has to stop his boss from eating all the inventory and randomly going off to feed ducks and pigeons, but he puts up with it cuz edgar took him in. i’m sorry zero 😅
• oooohhhhhhh blanc can be a historian!
• oh my god what if he’s an author and uses a pen name? and he uses quotes from his romance novels to flirt with people lol
• let him have secret rooms (more than one!) in his house!!! you’d have to solve riddles and the answer(s) would be a title of one of his books, then you’d remove that book from a shelf which would open said secret room omfggggg wow

• Group Name: ?
• Subunits: Red Hearts, Black Spades
• Solos: Harr, Oliver, Loki

• during interviews everybody passes around the mic until it gets to Sirius because they don’t want to answer the questions lmao
• when they upload episodes of Red Hearts TV on YouTube, Edgar be like…
• Ed’s Cam: *Edgar behind camera* “These are my minions lololol”
• Ed’s Cam: *camera pans over the other members*
• Ed’s Cam: *Jonah in the bg* WTF UMMMM ME EXCUSE????
• there was a time when Jonah and Seth guest starred on the same variety show
• one of the games they had to play was the “Of course” game where you have to say “Of course/Yes” as your answer to every question your opponent asks or you lose
• let’s just say the two are never allowed to be on the same show together ever again
• fans dubbed the episode of constant roasting and sass overload “The Diva War”
• everyone fortunately was able to survive cuz Oliver wasn’t there too
• Loki promotes as a soloist when they don’t have group activities
• he’s a master at fan service and also films a lot of commercials
• Harr and Oliver don’t really release solo albums and mainly act in dramas when they’re not promoting with the group
• HARR IN HISTORICAL DRAMAS WITH LONG HAIR AND A SWORD
• AND OLIVER AS THE COLD STOIC TSUNDERE RICH CEO WHO ACTUALLY HAS A HEART OF GOLD
• ahem, Fenrir starring in action movies/dramas and there’s the famous shower scene hsdgfjksl oooo yeah show dem back muscles and abs
• during award/music shows, Zero always helps female celebrities down the stage’s stairs which makes them all swoon over him
• as said above, Jonah is the Queen of drama OST’s and also acts in musicals
• he gives Luka tickets to all his musicals and is of course turned down every time BUT bby bro has never ever missed a show and always goes to watch big bro in secret with the classic hat, face mask, and sunglasses disguise
• one time Sirius, Lancelot and Harr were all hired as models on a runway show for one of the group’s sponsors to walk the catwalk. it was not very good for people’s health. many lost a lot of blood due to nosebleeds. these fans will forever be in our memories. may they rest in peace lol
• nobody died btw they just need some rest
• fans don’t even need to stalk Ray cuz you can always find him wherever there are stray cats or he’s at a cat cafe with Loki and occasionally Harr
• Seth not only is a beauty show host, but he also posts GRWM, OOTD, and Morning/Night Routine videos
• at fan meets, fans love giving Luka and Loki stuffed animals and cute hair accessories to wear
• they all secretly take embarrassing photos of each other to use as blackmail or post them on their social media accounts
• for some reason Lancelot always looks flawless cuz he’s that one friend
• there are lots of pics of angry Jonah, shocked Seth, confused Zero, Luka, and Harr, and everybody else derps
• Edgar and Fenrir turn them into memes
• Edgar also has a secret account where he pretends to be a fan he knows about the fanfics guys ohmaigawd
• he’s the one who creates the ships too
• y'know how there’s that one person or people who make posts, but they actually come true later on? THAT’S HIM HE’S THE ONE MAKING THOSE POSTS NOT A FELLOW FAN y'all need to watch out for senpai
• when they promote as a whole group, they need to split up into 2 vans
• NEVER EVER put Oliver, Jonah, and Seth in the same van
• hell will break loose
• Kyle just watches everybody’s shenanigans while drinking beer. you can often see him laughing at everybody else in the background
• a lot of the older celebrities are fond of him and often invite him out to drink with them
• Edgar watches from afar as his plans of destruction pranks play out
• never let them play the High Note Battle ever again. the windows are still being repaired
• where is Blanc?

well technically it’s august 03 for me now but it’s still the second for some of y’all accept my excuse 

Thank you for celebrating the cafe owner’s birthday, everyone! Your greetings, gifts, words, and overall kindness made her weep and soft and uwu and she loves every single one of you! 

Came in late? Here are round one and round two of the birthday treats!

• 🐰 hot bunnies 🐰

• ☔ now it's raining more than ever ☔

• 🏖️ let's go to the beach -each 🏖️

• 🎃 this is Halloween 🎃