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"What'll it cost me to get ya to punch that shrimp of a prince and his bastard guard in the face??"
“….I don’t think I could actually punch someone.”
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Person A has really great hair. Soft, long, always perfect in every way. Person B is hopelessly in love with it and makes a habit of stroking it absentmindedly, braiding it, running their fingers through it. On top of that, it’s been the same way ever since they’ve been together. So it’s kind of a shock one day when B comes home to A beaming proudly, sporting a new crew cut, and exclaiming “What do you think?!”
Anonymous asked:
Maybe you should kiss him and see if he changes back... like a princess!
“I think I will avoid any further kisses from him, thank you.”
Anonymous asked:
Have you ever done the birb thing where you crash into a closed window?
“Since I am not a bird, nor do I have their tendencies, I am at a loss as to why you would ask this question.”
Anonymous asked:
Alternative fact: Clow died and was reborn as Fuuma.
“I would know if that were the case. And it is not.”
Anonymous asked:
Friendly reminder that Clow is dead.
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You plague me like the moon.
Leonard Cohen, Beautiful Losers (via wnq-music)
Source: wnq-music
Anonymous asked:
Do you ever flop on Sakura for hair pets??
“Of course not.” His feathers ruffle at the idea. “I am not a child.”
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As expected, I don’t sense any magic
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“I’ll eat in a minuet I promise! I’ve gotta finish up my project first!” she was totally going to forget and she knew it.
Not at all a satisfactory answer. “Will you eat something if I bring it to you?”
Anonymous asked:
What if it was a choice between saving Sakura or Kero?
“I have enough confidence in my abilities to believe that would never be a choice I will have to make.”
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@featheredjudge replied to your post: “Have you eaten today?” GOING TO STARE AT HER JUDGINGLY.
She tries to smile innocently, looking anywhere but him. Whoops!
“You should eat. Humans cannot go without food.” As strange as it was.
Anonymous asked:
Would you rather lose Clow again or lose Sakura?
“That is not a choice I would ever make.”
Anonymous asked:
NOT PRETTY EITHER!
“Is this Iorogi? Stop being weird.”
Anonymous asked:
BREAKING NEWS! YOU'RE NOT CUTE!
“Breaking news...I don’t care.” Goes back to his spell books.