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I am still hoping the world ends before we do.

@sorry-but-it-was-beautiful

I feel like a part of my soul has loved you since the beginning of everything.
Maybe we’re from the same star.
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that youtube guy who found a dead man and kept filming is so clearly lacking any semblance of empathy or sympathy, self-constructed or otherwise, that its almost ridiculous. i cant even be upset, just deeply disgusted. im not surprised either. thats exactly the type of ultimate void, totally empty and lacking human compassion that youtube would attract and reward 

not to sound too extreme but i have absolutely no doubt that logan paul has never truly cared about another human being in his life and never will. and this guy has like 15 million subscribers. kids watch him.

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twinkfl0yd

from what i’ve seen wlw tumblr is like a group of girls at a sleepover talking about how pretty girls are and how much they want girlfriends meanwhile over here in mlm tumblr it’s like a national geographic special about twinks competing for mates

I’m the boss binch of sapiosexual tumblr and over here we smokin wet and speedreading ancient Egyptian texts and scrolls

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pigeony

what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

I don’t even remember typing this holy shit

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dagrfinn

Being born physically later, but chronologically older is a fucking power move if I’ve ever heard of one. 

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