Your 3 primary smash mains are your partners in the zombie apocalypse. How fucked are you.

I JSUT SEND THE MOST RISKY TEXT I HAVE EVER SEND IN MY SWEET INNOCENT SHORT LIFE AND IM SHAKING AND I REGRET THEM ALREADY I WANT TO THROW MY PHONE OUT THE WINDOWWE

I WORTE SO MUCH I WRIOTE SO FUCMIBG MUCH AND MADE SURE THE WKRDING WAS ALRIFHT AND I WASNT MAKING THEM UNCOR.FORTABLE AND I SPEND.SO MUCH TIME JUST WRITING THOSE TEXTS JUST TO GET AN ONE LINER ANSWER THAT DIDNT EVEN ANSWER MY QUESTIONS IM SO???? honestly I feel sick rn I dont want to see them tomorrow I want to die

adding a queer character to a tv show raises the chances of me watching by about 90% and i bet it’s the same for most of you too, if a show really wants to boost it’s ratings we should be the target audience because we lock onto queer characters like heat seeking missiles 

i hate the whole “nobody should be disgusted with the naked body” morality. it doesnt take into account peoples own experiences and trauma. maybe a rape victim doesnt fucking feel comfortable seeing that. or maybe a heavily body dysphoric trans person doesnt want to see that. or an asexual might feel uncomfortable. maybe not everyone is the same and some people have the right to feel uncomfortable with the naked human body and its okay.

Aries: "I’m about to do to my ass what Jimi Hendrix used to do to guitars."

Taurus: ”You will all feast on the fuck.”

Gemini: ”Oh, okay. I guess I’ll go fuck myself, then.”

Cancer: "I am approximately three seconds away from wreaking havoc in my undergarments."

Leo: ”Have...

Indie girl singer introduces us to her kitchen

Get this away from me I swear to god

shout out to people with abusive mothers who have to deal with the world acting like every single mother’s love is so expansive and unconditional and tender when that is the opposite of what we experienced

"why don’t you raise your hand in class?"

because if i did, the sheer force of my MASSIVE MUSCLES would rip my puny pathetic shirt right off my body, and we can’t have that.

The signs as sines